Wow!

Sam the Cooking Guy! Mrs. Bear and your humble scribe attended a class at Sam's House a couple of weeks back...Now he's a STAR!

Aww Sammy...I knew ya when... Congratulations to ya!

Discovery Channel on Thursday's at 8:00 pm.....Check him out!!

An Inconvenient Truth?

Consensus?

Well, well, well. Seems that 9 out of 10 scientists do NOT agree on the cause of GlowBall Warming. That would certainly seem contary to teh vaunted UN Report. Nevertheless, a recent survey found that it was more like, ummmm, well,.......38%! Less than 4 out of ten! Yet we are spending how much money to combat this "threat" that only 38% of the scientist believe has a causal link to man.

The Goreacle wrong, again....imagine that.

Grrrrr....

I loves my computer. I loves spending 3 hours to complete a 15 minute task. I loves how my computer has added to my overall efficiency, or lack thereof.

What ticks me off though is how fast Arlo from Tech Support can climb a tree.........

Almost had em....

Fidel!

Seems to be rumors flying all around that Fidel Castro, everyone's favorite Commie in Cuba, is circling the bowl again. He's dead, he's alive, he's dead......my head hurts.

Apparently my pain was felt by Arlo in Tech Support who came up with this nifty flow chart. (Frankly, he probably cobbled it from another site...)

In any event, it works!

Sacrifice!

The latest liberal lament is how we, i.e. YOU and I, must sacrifice for the cause of GlowBall Warming. John "The Breck Girl" Edwards chimed in recently that we, i.e. YOU and I, should give up our SUV's for the cause. That's right we, i.e. YOU and I, should give up our Sports Utility Vehicles and drive more fuel efficient vehicles.

I got a better idea. Let's think big. Why focus on the simple carbon footprint of a car. Go large! Let's us, i.e. YOU and I, join together right here and now......let's give up our 25,000 square foot houses.

JOIN ME! I hereby pledged to never own a home above 25,000 square feet in size. I will sacrifice for the cause...will you? C'mon John....join US!
AlGore?!.......Anyone...............crickets.........

UPDATE: Some enterprising chap over at the Hedgehog Report enhanced the foto of the Edwards mansion seen here. He counts at least four SUV'S in the photo! Hypocrisy abounds!! Who knew!!!

I Saw IT!

Got up several times through the nite to check on the Lunar Eclipse. Good article here.

Way COOL!!

Co-Operation.

It's the key to a succesful marriage.

This is New!

So I get's up from my real attorney desk and leaves my real attorney room heading down the hall for a late afternoon cup of coffee. In the break room I find this.

I am waiting for a call back from Arlo in purchasing......

Illegal Immigrants fleeing as hiring law nears....

So, ummm.... Arizona did not wait for the Feds to act. They passed their own law regarding the hiring of illegal immigrants.....oops, Undocumented Immigrants.

Well, it seems the law is about to go in to effect and all of those illegal... (there you go again) "Undocumented Immigrants" are having to liquidate their, uh ummm, ill gotten gains. Seems this might have an effect on the economy of the state.
More on that debate here.

My questions is...where are they going? "California! here I come right back where .........."

Monday's
Pun(s) !!!!

A fired magician is dis-illusioned.

What did the minister say to the underdressed layman? "No shoes, no shirt, no service"

The middle east does not need any psychiatrists because there are nomad people.

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

It's Aloha Friday ...

no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

Heard this week that the good ship "Foxen" had been sold. That's her on the right winning the McNish Regatta in 2004! (Da Bear was on the chute!) May the new owners have fair winds and calm seas.

Have a GREAT weekend!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"

Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

"Spin Rage"!?

File under: Yo, Spin This!

One man says he was injured when someone in his spinning class lost control and went on the attack."If I was a lighter guy, I could have been killed over something like this," victim Stuart Sugarman said.

Hmmm...what happened here??? Illegal passing? Wheelies? Hit the brakes to quick?

Added Dr. David Matusz of Lenox Hill Hospital: "It's pretty serious. At this point, he has weakness and loss of sensation in his arm."According to Matusz, the victim also suffered a concussion and had surgery on his neck.

Determined to make sure no one else endures his pain, Sugarman hired an attorney, who calls his client a victim of "spin rage."

Ohhhhh,....Get that last sentence? Stuart is determined to see that no one else has to "...endure his pain"....so he hired an attorney. I am confident that money will assist Stuart in "enduring" his pain....but, what about ME?!!

Just a Hockey Goalie in the Off Season...

Sometimes life is like the photo. Skill enhancing while revenue dancing .... back soon.

My Aristocratic Title....

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: The Right Reverend Rumbear the Venal of Under Yockenthwaite Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Vick Pleads Guilty

The jury pool was not looking to good for ole Michael. Let's see what kind of sentence he gets....maybe the judge is a cat person!

More!

On the link between Nudity and GlowBall Warming first discussed, with photographic detail, below.

The "consensus" here at the Rumbear Chronicles is that this is a good thing!

Monday's Pun(s) !!!!

A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

Make no bones about it but the ulna has a humerus side to it.

When you get a transfusion in a Taiwanese hospital, you receive Taipei blood.

A balding man and his hair are soon parted.

Cell Phone Tracking?

Via the GPS unit that is in YOUR cell phone. You can find anyone! Check it out here.

Nooooo.......

Uh uh. Not gonna do it......

Blleecchhhh!

Giuliani-McCain: That's the Ticket?

GlowBall Warming Causes Nudity!

Well, that's still a good thing right?! WooooooWhhhooooooo! Finally, something to thank the Goreacle for..........