Friday, July 23, 2010

Comic Con in San Diego 

Am I missing something????
Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

He dined with her at the local beanery and was immediately inflatuated. 

Ever since the mayor's ban on flammable liquids, fewer arsonists have benzene around town. 

A used car salesman started a chain and thus founded the Auto-man Empire.

Emerald Bay on Catalina Island.

A week with 20 of my good scout friends.  Some I have yet to meet.

It's all good!
It's Aloha Friday...... work till a week from Monday!!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de
doo ... 

Scout camp coming up on Sunday So....lemme see.....a little Friday night CR-914 racing, work on the deck and packing.  Then SCUBA dooba and fun!!  Y'all have a great one! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo .... 

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!" 

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

I'm On A Boat MF'rs, Take A Look At Me ........ 

Missed this over at the Lumberjacks.

He, he, he, he, heh....
Dumb Ass. 

president Zero just flew his dog in a private jet to join the family on vacation.  Now, he wants his employees to cut their travel so as to reduce our carbon footprint.

President Barack Obama wants federal workers to cut down on business travel and commuting by car as he seeks to reduce heat-trapping emissions produced by the federal government.

You can't make this crap up.  Zero and his entourage take Maine by storm and he comes up with this gem.  Here's the deal Zero...I can't afford to take my family on vacation, let alone take the fricking dog. I can't afford to play a round of golf.  My health care just doubled and your plan is not in effect yet. The economy sucks and folks don't pay their bills.  Listen dumb ass, how's about you focus on doing some damn work for a few months straight and stop prattling on about how the countries problems are some other guys fault.   


Monday, July 19, 2010

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Contrary to singers and guitarists, bass players are very low-key.

Tony attempted to join his thin crust pizza company with Zimo's Thick Crust Pizza, but somehow it didn't pan out.

When their boy was little they only got rest after son down.

Enjoy the Beach!!

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Run Nemo, RUN! 

Next Question?
(i Phone 4.1)

Friday, July 16, 2010

Eagle 1 & Eagle 2....

The heir and the spare....thinking of you guys. 
Have a blast!

It's Aloha Friday...... work till Monday!!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de
doo ... 

I'm a bachelor!!!!  Eagle 1 & 2 are at Philmont doing a little 53 mile backpack, Mrs. Bear and the Princess are northbound for a wedding and I, am here, with Hockeydawg minding the Manor.  So....lemme see.....a little Friday night CR-914 racing, work on the deck and range time.  Lock & Load, the weekend is here. Y'all have a great one! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo .... 

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!" 
Just. Go. Read. It.

Charles Krauthammer has a great post up over at NRO.  Mandatory reading for conservatives.  The good Doctor urges Republicans to NOT underestimate president Zero.  Things may look rosy for the fall elections but Zero is playing a long game.  In short, Zero does not care about the 2010 elections.  Why should he?

The Republicans need, no, must, understand that the current voter support is not due to any grand plan or scheme that they have.  The shift is due to voters that are fed up with Zero.  The Republicans are not offering any valid counter point other than "WE, are not Him".  Couple this with the inevitable SNAFU mentality wherein the Republicans shoot themselves in the foot over some trivial miscue (i.e. "macaca") and you will see why the outcome in the fall, while looking rosy, needs massaging. 

The Tea Party is the pointy end of the sword at the moment.  They are being savaged by the left because they have a position.  Juxtapose that with the current "Leaders" of the Republican party, failed fighter pilot, John McCain, Lyndsey Gramnesty, Oren Hatch, Mitt Romney...are you hearing anything of their plan for success?  No, their plan is to perpetuate themselves. These are not the "Leader's" that will bring forth a viable victory.  They stand for whatever will get them elected and keep them in office.
Back to the fall it out...Republicans take the House and Senate, I know, I know, stay with me here.  Republican win big in the fall.  The new improved Congress under the Republican leadership will do ....what? Think.  They will begin taking things away.  Healthscare reform, deficit reduction, trim the recently passed banking regulations, maybe even give GM back to it's rightful owners.  Taking things away.  That will leave a lot of un-happy voters for 2012.  Don't forget president Zero still has upwards of 60% of the "stimulus" money to spend.  Money to spend on those un-happy voters.  A Republican Congress becomes the perfect foil for a wise politician.  Say what you will about Zero, but he does know how to get elected.

Now do you see it?  The long game...2012.  Republicans need to look farther out than 2010.  Time to stop clowning around.  The plan must be how to avoid the second coming......

Thursday, July 15, 2010


What ever happened to that "Crazed Sex Poodle" story and the two ingrates involved therein??

I'm just asking.......


Me thinks somebody got paid off?


1. "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. "Thomas Jefferson"

2. "Those who trade liberty for security have neither." ~ John Adams
3. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
4. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
5. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
6. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
7. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
8. Know guns, know peace, know safety.  No guns, no peace, no safety.
9. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
10. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
11. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
12. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
13. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.
14. What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you NOT understand?
15. Guns have only two enemies; rust and politicians.
16. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
17. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
Thanks Meg..... 

At least Arnold waited till we elected him to screw us. 

Jeebus, we have to chose between Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown and Meg Schwarzenegger.....

Californication indeed.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

If you want to make a good Hamlet, you gotta break a few legs.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
The guy who sold his carnival got a Fair deal.
Play Golf or Save the Gulf???

New ad by the GOP.  Click Here

He, he, he.....

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Fish Flys........
....if you been there, you know.

Thursday, July 08, 2010

New Hobby....

....seems appropriate.  

What's even better is I bought it in Arizona!

president Zero has tasked NASA with making Muslims feel better about their rejection of science and utter lack of understanding thereof.

NASA......put a man on the moon.  Now this?  How far must we fall?

UPDATE: Chris at the Blogprof has more on the "Mission to Uranus"

Just Damn... 

I learned several days ago that one of the Chronicles favorite left wing, atheist, socialist, commie bastards has been diagnosed with cancer.  I have failed in trying to find the time to put together a post on him.  Say what you will about Christopher Hitchens, but his ability to debate issues in a civilized manner while bringing wit and occasional charm to the matter are without end.  We here at the Chronicles wish him the best in his battle and look forward to his return to the fray. 

As luck would have it, David Horowitz has pulled together a revealing two part article on Hitch.  Check it out.

Ruh Ro......

Cops: Man holds mom hostage because she won't iron his clothes

"He wanted her to do some ironing, and when she said ‘no,' they got into an argument," Griffith said. "He told her ‘ironing is woman's work.' "

Any odds on the life expectancy of this fool?  Chalk it up to "culling the herd".

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Yeah, it's Tuesday.....

The mass of a ship is measured in keelograms.
It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
A practical Czech is considered to be Praguematic.

Sunday, July 04, 2010


Friday, July 02, 2010

It's Aloha Friday...... work till Monday!!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de
doo ... 

FOURTH OF JULY WEEKEND!!!  Whaler's in da water....a little Friday night CR-914 racing, cutthroat BINGO, hanging around da Club. Y'all have a great weekend! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo .... 

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I Agree......

A letter from Bill Kristol to Michael Steele. Please leave now.  The GOP has enough potential to shoot itself in both feet this fall even without you around. 
 Dear Michael,

You are, I know, a patriot. So I ask you to consider, over this July 4 weekend, doing an act of service for the country you love: Resign as chairman of the Republican party.

Your tenure has of course been marked by gaffes and embarrassments, but I for one have never paid much attention to them, and have never thought they would matter much to the success of the causes and principles we share. But now you have
said, about the war in Afghanistan, speaking as RNC chairman at an RNC event, "Keep in mind again, federal candidates, this was a war of Obama's choosing. This was not something that the United States had actively prosecuted or wanted to engage in." And, "if [Obama] is such a student of history, has he not understood that you know that's the one thing you don't do, is engage in a land war in Afghanistan?"

Needless to say, the war in Afghanistan was not "a war of Obama’s choosing." It has been prosecuted by the United States under Presidents Bush and Obama. Republicans have consistently supported the effort. Indeed, as the DNC Communications Director (of all people) has said, your statement "puts [you] at odds with about 100 percent of the Republican Party."

And not on a trivial matter. At a time when Gen. Petraeus has just taken over command, when Republicans in Congress are pushing for a clean war funding resolution, when Republicans around the country are doing their best to rally their fellow citizens behind the mission, your comment is more than an embarrassment. It’s an affront, both to the honor of the Republican party and to the commitment of the soldiers fighting to accomplish the mission they’ve been asked to take on by our elected leaders.
There are, of course, those who think we should pull out of Afghanistan, and they’re certainly entitled to make their case. But one of them shouldn't be the chairman of the Republican party.

Sincerely yours,

William Kristol
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