Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Alan Colmes is Back.

Some people just don't get the message. Let go from the Hannity & Colmes show so he could pursue "other opportunities", Mr Colmes is back with a new (old) lament.

Leave his president alone.

Kiss my butt Alan. Now go away, again.

Long Day in LA...

On the road today. can you believe that March is already done?

Monday, March 30, 2009

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

A wig van blew up on the motorway - police are combing the area.

Males who wonder why they should have a prostate exam usually get it in the end.

A nut named Hazel held up a bank saying 'give me all the cashew have'.

The Obama's administration's leading plan to fix General Motors Corp. and Chrysler LLC would use bankruptcy filings to purge the ailing companies of their biggest problems, including bondholder debt and retiree health-care costs, according to people familiar with the matter.

Let's see who, amongst others, said this first. Well, theres this guy.

Of course, this is after he has given them $25 BILLION. Guess those TARP loans wont be paid back either. Thanks, Dumb Ass, er, Mr. President.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Those We're the Days......

Who Knew?!


Public Service Announcment #5242617.

Never fart in your wetsuit.

Your welcome.

It's Aloha Friday.......

...no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

Hockey Friday, Softball Saturday, a little NYLT Training and working on the Whaler.....what do you have planned??!
Y'all have a GREAT weekend!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

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The Department of Defense briefed the President this morning and told OBAMA that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just how many is a brazilian?"

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Red Wings

Giddy Up!

NHL Presidents Cup - March 26, 2009

SHARKS 107 points
Sat Mar 28, 2009 Coyotes Sharks 7:30 PM
Mon Mar 30, 2009 Sharks Flames 6:30 PM
Thu Apr 2, 2009 Sharks Oilers 6:30 PM
Sat Apr 4, 2009 Ducks Sharks 7:00 PM
Sun Apr 5, 2009 Sharks Ducks 5:00 PM
Tue Apr 7, 2009 Avalanche Sharks 7:30 PM
Thu Apr 9, 2009 Coyotes Sharks 7:30 PM
Sat Apr 11, 2009 Sharks Kings 1:00 PM

RED WINGS 107 points
Fri Mar 27, 2009 Islanders Red Wings 7:30 PM
Sun Mar 29, 2009 Predators Red Wings 5:00 PM
Thu Apr 2, 2009 Blues Red Wings 7:30 PM
Sun Apr 5, 2009 Wild Red Wings 12:30 PM
Mon Apr 6, 2009 Red Wings Sabres 7:00 PM
Thu Apr 9, 2009 Predators Red Wings 7:30 PM
Sat Apr 11, 2009 Blackhawks Red Wings 3:00 PM
Sun Apr 12, 2009 Red Wings Blackhawks 2:00 PM

Now Available!

Great marketing. I mean when your full of crap, what better product to endorse. Wonder if they have it in two ply?

In Case You Had Not Seen This....
Dan Hannon (click)
Works for me.....

March 26, 1997
An anniversay of sorts. Brings a tear to my Red Wing eye!!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

The calculus teacher tried to keep his students on task, but the class discussion kept going off on tangents.

A flat-rate poetry tax would be a perverse form of greed.

The proctologist reassured the patient that his condition could be rectified.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

More Buyer's Remorse...

Big libs all over are questioning their own wisdom. Go figure. The latest is Michael Wolff at Vanity Fair.

Sheesh, the guy is Jimmy Carter.

That homespun bowling crap on Jay Leno, followed by the turgid, teachy fiscal policy lecture, together with the hurt defensiveness (and bad script for it) that everybody in Washington "is Simon Cowell… Everybody's got an opinion," is pure I’m-in-over-my-head stuff. Even the idea of having to go on Jay Leno to rescue yourself from the AIG mess is lame. Be a man, man.

The guy just doesn’t know what to say. He can’t connect. Emotions are here, he’s over there. He can’t get the words to match the situation.

This began, I’d argue, from the first moment. He punted on the inaugural. Everybody ran around like crazy trying to praise it because if Barack Obama couldn’t give a speech then what?

But now, at week 11, we’re face-to-face with the reality, the man can’t talk worth a damn.

You Go, I Go...

Seems a teleprompters work is never done! (click4bigjuan)

(Yup, stole it from the Lumberjack!)


The One's teleprompter has it's own blog! Too funny! It evens answers some of the questions posited by Uncle Rush in the past few days. Check it out!!

Friday, March 20, 2009


Due to recent budget cuts and the cost of electricity,gas and oil, as well as current market conditions and the continued decline of the U.S. economy ….. the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. We apologize for the inconvenience

It's Aloha Friday......
....no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

Softball games, Court of Honor, Elections (We won!) Long week and time for some R & R with a few Boat Drinks! Y'all have a GREAT weekend!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

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That was a hell of a week! Yeah I know, but I'm back anyway.

Friday, March 13, 2009

It's Aloha Friday......

....no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

The weather is here, I wish you we're beautiful! Girls Softball, wrapping up an Eagle Scout Project, good times ahead ...... Y'all have a GREAT weekend!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Overheard ...

Hopeychangey....... how's that working for ya???

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You!

US-49 R.I.P.

Sad end to a great warhorse. When I moved to the Bay Area in 1986 this was THE boat on the bay. Blackhaller was the king of the roost and Paul, who would later become the "Great Cayardini" was his protege. Good times in the sailing community. (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge say no more, eh!)

One of the designers, Phil Kaiko worked on the America True effort of which the olde Rumbear was on the periphery.

Blackhaller is gone and now has a bouy named after him. Us-49? She is gone. Paul???? Where is he???

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

You Knew This ...


I mean, you have my book list.....it's all in there. I have said it here. Now some pointy heads at UCLA chime in.

Two UCLA economists say they have figured out why the Great Depression dragged on for almost 15 years, and they blame a suspect previously thought to be beyond reproach: President Franklin D. Roosevelt.

After scrutinizing Roosevelt's record for four years, Harold L. Cole and Lee E. Ohanian conclude in a new study that New Deal policies signed into law 71 years ago thwarted economic recovery for seven long years.

"Why the Great Depression lasted so long has always been a great mystery, and because we never really knew the reason, we have always worried whether we would have another 10- to 15-year economic slump," said Ohanian, vice chair of UCLA's Department of Economics. "We found that a relapse isn't likely unless lawmakers gum up a recovery with ill-conceived stimulus policies."

Those who don't bother to learn from the past are bound to relive it. Hopey/Changey!
Elections Have Consequences.....

First time the guy has had a job where he has to show up at 9:00 AM and make some decisions. He's working for you!


How's that working for ya?!

Monday, March 09, 2009

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Need a Loan...

Waiting on my stimulus cheque, but I am not above asking .... spare change? Anyone. $395K US and it's mine.
The More Things Change...

the more they stay the same.

California, 158 years ago today........

California became a state.
The State had no electricity.
The State had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like California today; except the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.

Hat Tip to Roger

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Hey, hey, ho ho.....
Buyers Remorse

Wow, that did not take long. Some of the nimrods that voted for the One are feeling a little snookered. Starting to express themselves over at Doug Ross's place.
Yeah, well, sorry doesn't make it better.

Monday, March 02, 2009

Mondays Pun(s) !!!

Decimals have a point.

Insurance adjustors are always at a loss.

The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn't count on it.