Friday, July 29, 2011


A New Chapter Begins

SNO is off to college. Can't believe he is all grown up. All the best my son, make yourself proud.

I hope he has the time of his life.

It's Aloha Friday....

...no work till Monday!!!


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

Whew....been pretty darn busy. CR (14 racing tonight and SNO is off to college in the morning.
Y'all have a GREAT Weekend!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

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Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Monday, July 18, 2011


Summer Reading...

Probie, dead at 45.

Lived fast, died young. R.I.P.

Wish I Had Said That....


The unfortunate consequence of having full-time legislators, is that they always want to legislate.

Hat Tip to Denny

McCain Speaks...

Failed Presidential candidate, Keating Five Co-Conspirator and crappy pilot, Senator John McCain speaks out on the debt "crisis".

My advice.......with your track record, shut yur pie hole Skippy.

Copper Thieves

What a shocka!

Albuquerque police say at least one vandal was likely seriously injured trying to steal copper from an elementary school because the thieves left behind several melted tools and a scorched T-shirt.

Apprently this is becoming an epidemic of sorts. Who takes in this stolen stuff as "scrap"? Hmmmm.......can OSHA regulations on the thieves be far behind??



Monday's Pun(s) !!!

For greeting card companies their fate is in the cards.

The Keystone Kops were frequently criticized for excessive use of farce.

I know you brought the wrong rock to our curling match, but we'll let it slide.

Friday, July 15, 2011



It's Aloha Friday....

...no work till Monday!!!


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

Whew....busy week. Ready for some chillaxin.
Y'all have a GREAT Weekend!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Somebody Call a

Whaaaaaambulance!


Give me my tax increase. I wants it. I'll hold my breath till I gets it. Don't call my bluff.......

Monday, July 11, 2011


Monday's Pun(s) !!!

The haughty magician had illusions of grandeur.

The lawyer had trouble with the fine print on some documents, so his doctor suggested contract lenses.

The surgeon failed to repair his own ruptured pericardium because his heart just wasn't in it.

Tuesday, July 05, 2011


Casey Anthony Verdict

I got nothing....

...somewhere, the devil is celebrating.


UPDATE: So the Libtard talking heads are beside themselves with the verdict....I posit this question...Why are you concerned about this 2 year old child yet 2 years and 3 months earlier the mother electing to kill her was a right? Hmmm?

"Consistency is the hob goblin of little minds"

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

(Hey...it was a Holiday!)


The long-shot was leading the Kentucky Derby, but not furlong.

Bugs have very diverse religious views, because they are all in sects.

They won't know who robbed the Scotch factory until they check the tape.

Friday, July 01, 2011


Boat Drinks!

Yes indeed...Boat Drinks! Fourth of July weekend. have fun and be safe out there!!

Me? I'm heading south before my dream shrinks.

Being Zen...like.

The southeast editor touched down long enough to pass on some words of wisdom.

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.


3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.


8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience...and most of that comes from bad judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass. Then things just keep getting worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

It's Aloha Friday....

...no work till Monday!!!


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

The Fourth of July is upon us. SDYC Is decorated and ready. The Whaler is in the water, Sea Doo's are gassed and ready...
Laissez les bons temps rouler! Y'all have a GREAT Weekend!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!




Happy Canada Day!!

(Song & video produced by Julia Bentley & Andrew Gunadie)