Saturday, October 31, 2009

BE safe out there .......

Out there somewhere..................


Where did that week go??!!

Recap ...

president Zero "dithers" while our troops die.

Hoffman up in NY23.  UPDATE...WAY UP as Scozzafava drops out of race.

Christie up in least until the SEIU thugs show up?  Hey where's ACORN?!

Lord Monkton on Glen Beck.  Awesome stuff...multi parts

GNP up 3.4%.  Nobody believes it but Zero.

No Swine Flu vaccine for you!  Obamacare at it's best.........line forms over here.

Congress investigates self...finds nothing wrong.  Move along now.....
Hollow Weenies!!

Very scary!!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Oh Snap!! 

Biden's average favorable rating during his time in office so far is 45 percent -- well below the average 65 percent favorable rating for Vice President Dick Cheney during Cheney's first year in office. Vice President Al Gore's favorable rating during his first year, 55 percent, was also higher than Biden's. (Gallup did not measure vice presidential popularity before Gore.)

Monday, October 26, 2009


Here Pig Pig......

Our politicians listening and learning from the Tea Parties heard the public did not want, like, desire, or care to be anywhere near a "public option" for hellth care.  So they went back to the drawing board scratched their collective, uh ummm, heads and decided to....

.....change the name. 

Now, it's called the ....wait for it..... "Competitive Option" ...taadaaaaaaaa

SUNRISE, Fla. (AP) - A government-sponsored "public option" for health care lives, though it may be more attractive to skeptics if it goes by a different moniker, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Monday.
The speaker said the "competitive option" idea emerged during her closed-door roundtable at the Sunrise Senior Center with advocates of seniors and others who work with older populations. Wasserman Schultz suggested the term might be here to stay.
Pig with lipstick......same old hooker, new dress.  Whatever, ain't she purty now?

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

Our Lady of Perpetual Motion Convent received a government subsidy for their fleet of minivans because they qualified as a mass transit system.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Gubbermint HELLth Care

I got your government controlled health care right here.  Pig Flu...yup only weeks ago we were told by the GOVERNMENT that there would be millions of doses, an abundance, a plethora...bilions and billions....Okay that last one was a tip to Carl Sagan.  You get my drift. 

Now we have long lines, no vaccine and the government says ...well, theres a shortage of the vaccine.  Enter president Zeros excuse machine.

Health officials on Friday predicted a shortfall in the supply of swine flu vaccine, as the numbers of cases, hospitalizations and deaths grow to levels unprecedented for this time of year.

They "predict"?!  Dude, there is not enough of the vaccine and if you are just discovering this ...we are worse off than we know.  Imagine if George Bush was President.  Hearings woudl be called for, heads would be rolling.  Katrina ....anyone?

Your government health care......coming soon....or maybe later.  Take a number, we'll get back to ya.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Cool Stuff.

Sunset at OB Pier.  360 degree view.
Find your spot here.

Friday, October 23, 2009

A Parting Shot on the Matter.......
Zoom Zoom....

Toys for boys..................
Outer Banks Boat Club.  Catch me if you can!

It's Aloha Friday..... work till Monday!!!
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

It's a Rumbear/Daughter birthday party weekend!!  Sleepovers, jewlery making, build your own pizza, bonfires, cake & ice cream........ Y'all have a GREAT weekend!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"

Soupy Sales, R.I.P.

The Rumbear grew up watching ole Soupy.  White Fang, pies in the face...funny, funny stuff in it's time.
Soft and safe to thee, Soupy.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

It Wasn't Me ......

Some "rogue" bear in Alaska eats a plane for lunch.  Pilot returns to the scene.  Good old Amerikan ingenuity deduces that it was nothing that a little duct tape could not cure.  Here's the link for more info.


The Rumbear is a year older.  Not only that, one of the cubs is celebrating her birthday today!  Good times around Rumbear Manor.

When Morons Act.....

"I'm against things," longtime North Carolina resident Pam Beucher said. "I'm for things."

"America!" she added.

"I didn't know Washington, D.C. had Seattle in it," said Connecticut resident Kyle Hinton, an idiot. "Anyway, stop the war! No more hate! Swine flu! Iran! Pharmaceutical companies! Illegal immigrants! Never again!"

At press time the morons had been walking for 10 minutes into a concrete wall in Kennewick, WA, where they eventually stopped to pay their respects to those who lost their lives during the Vietnam War.
Read the whole onion here.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009



Not Really.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Rumbear a Go-Go

Calendars are being cleared, meetings juggled, Rumbear I is fueled and ready.....celebration for my main man Felix is a go.
Monday's Pun(s) !!!

The chickens were distraught when the tornado destroyed their home. Hopefully they will be able to recoup.

Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.

How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

I Chuckle... 

every time I watch this.

(I stole it from the Lumberjack but his link stinks.)



It is what it is, and Joe Biden is a fool.

Lex has the details

Monday, October 12, 2009

It's a Porsche!

Happy Birthday to our southernmost East Coast Editor. 

(Note to self: How much are we paying him?)


Yes, I mean it.  The Pope Benedict XVI has canonized five new saints, including Father Damian of Molokai. 

Father Damian, the famous apostle to the lepers, left Flanders, Belgium at the age of 23 to go on a mission to modern day Hawaii. "Not without fear and loathing," Pope Benedict underlined, "Father Damian made the choice to go on the island of Molokai in the service of lepers who were there, abandoned by all. So he exposed himself to the disease of which they suffered. With them he felt at home. The servant of the Word became a suffering servant, leper with the lepers, during the last four years of his life."

He continued, "To follow Christ, Father Damian not only left his homeland, but has also staked his health so he, as the word of Jesus announced in today's Gospel tells us, received eternal life."

The figure of Father Damian, Benedict XVI added, "teaches us to choose the good fight not those that lead to division, but those that gather us together in unity."

A life most worthy. 

Want more info?  Read one of the most riveting books on the subject....The Colony : The Harrowing True Story of the Exiles of Molokai by John Tayman.  It was on my reading list in 2006 so maybe you already perused it.  You will be humbled.
Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Her company distributes gift boxed cashews and she has a delivery guy that drives her nuts.

I was against the construction of tennis courts in the park as I thought they would cause too much racket.

When the butter melted, it was rendered useless.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Gonzo Journalism Lives?!

Hmmmm...this is one even I might get behind.

FILE UNDER: It's still not crazy enought for me.

zero Wins Again.......!!

Friday, October 09, 2009

He Wins Again................!
It's Aloha Friday.... work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...
Trial preparation continues, starts next week........ Y'all have a GREAT weekend!
Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

(click) Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Nobell Pulllease Prize?


"For what?" is echoing across the land this morning as the beleagured nation was awakened to the news that after nine (9) days in office president Zero was niminated for and today receieved....the Nobel Prize.



Here's a roundup:

"I think it's more of a Lifetime Pre-Achievement Award."  Mark Steyn

“It’s a peace prize, not a appease prize.”

“How do you say ‘jumped the shark’ in Norwegian?”

“Today the Nobel Committee announced a posthumous Peace Prize for Neville Chamberlain.”

“Why not the Cy Young Award, too?”

"Any chance we can get Kanye West to attend the ceremony for the Nobel Peace Prize. Talk about a time for him to step up."

"Obama bombs the moon....peace prize follows"

“Let’s be fair . . . he did pull off the Beer Summit.”

The New Issue is Out!

Chap Magazine

Get yours soon!

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Conservative vs Liberal


If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

$38,375.00. Sounds a little low to me.

The Power of O.... (zero)

From Michelle Obama’s failed pitch to the International Olympic Committee:

“Some of my best memories are sitting on my dad’s lap, cheering on Olga and Nadia, Carl Lewis, and others for their brilliance and perfection.”

 Ummmm, you were 20 years old when Carl Lewis first competed.  Time to get up.


It Ain't Easy Being Green


Been a little busy on the work front. Trial coming up.  Thus the postings have been light.  Feel free to talk amongst yourselves.

"The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money."
--Margaret Thatcher