Saturday, August 31, 2013


Oh, Canada!  

Syria: Now He Wants to Chat.... 

president Zero, Our Hero, finally appeared in public today and made it perfectly clear that he has absolutely no idea what he is doing with Syria.  But, he means it.

...and he want to consult Congress.  Maybe. Because he can do this on his own. He said. Then he fixed his tiara and left the stage.


H/T to Earl for the grapheeks

It's Aloha Friday....  work till Monday Tuesday!!!  

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
The Star Worlds are being held at SDYC.  The skippers are gonna sail the CR-914 in an International competition.  Should be fun.  Saturday is a wimmens field hockey tourney.  The test of the weekend is free time.  Happy Labor Day! Let teh BBQ'ing begin!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!

Friday, August 30, 2013

Friday Concealed Carry 

Accessorize accordingly


...the season can't start soon enough!

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

SYRIA: Exit Strategy?

We Don’t Even Have an Entrance Strategy..

what could go wrong?





I Miss Opus....

Lost Beaver Lodge

The former Southwest Editor-At-Large nee Pacific Northwest Roving Editor is hunkering down in ..... Maine (Ed Note: WTH?) at the LBL for a few days.

Lost beaver, indeed... 

Old E, but Good E

Oh, by the way Major Nidal Hasan got the death penalty.  Carry on.

Hey, Wait A Minute.....


50 years ago a great Republican gave a speech that was needed.  Now, the bitter clingers, left wingers and sycophants are gathering in memorium to give speeches that are not. Meh.

By the by.....Where's all the photos of the Bazillions in attendance

Just asking......

UPDATE: Marty would be so proud....

Wait For It....

(*surfin, at the beach)

I Get E-Mails..... 

You just gotta love it. Can't argue with statistics. Or Democrats! 
In 1863 a Democrat shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States .
In 1881 a left wing radical Democrat shot James Garfield, President of the United States who later died from the wound.
In 1963 a radical left wing socialist shot and killed John F. Kennedy, President of the United States.

In 1975 a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at Gerald Ford, President of the United States.

In 1983 a registered Democrat shot and wounded Ronald Reagan. 

In 1984 James Huberty a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 22 people in a McDonalds restaurant. 

In 1986 Patrick Sherril a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 15 people in an Oklahoma post office.

In 1990 James Pough a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 10 people at a GMAC office. 

In 1991 George Hennard a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 23 people in a Lubys cafeteria.

In 1995 James Daniel Simpson a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 5 coworkers in a Texas laboratory. 

In 1999 Larry Asbrook a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 8 people at a church service. 

In 2001 a left wing radical Democrat fired shots at the White House in a failed attempt to kill George W. Bush, President 
of the US. 

In 2003 Douglas Williams a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 7 people at a Lockheed Martin plant. 

In 2007 a registered Democrat named Seung - Hui Cho shot and killed 32 people in Virginia Tech . 

In 2010 a mentally ill registered Democrat named Jared Lee Loughner shot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killed 6 others. 

In 2011 a registered Democrat named James Holmes went into a movie theater and shot and killed 12 people.

In 2012 Andrew Engeldinger a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 7 people in Minneapolis.

One could go on, but you get the point, even if the media does not.

Clearly, there is a problem with Democrats and guns.

No NRA member, Tea Party member, or Republican conservatives are involved.

SOLUTION: It should be illegal for Democrats to own guns.

Best idea I've seen.

Monday, August 26, 2013

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Surprises is the knight in charge of awards.

I heard Einstein got along well with his parents ... relatively speaking.

The defendant in a coffee theft trial refused to testify on the grounds that could incriminate him.

I Has a Question!????

Warships head towards Syria! screams the headlines on the internet. Bombing begins within days is another quote...


We have president Zero sending our boys and girl into harms way. He has reportedly "...not yet decided how to respond". It is his call? Huh? 

Why are we involved? At all? Was there some coalition that was formed when I was out? Did Congress hold a special session that I missed?  The UN has not authorized anything....Russia would veto it. So.....

What is his authority?

Just axing.

Stupid Criminals Break Law... 

Chicago, Illinois.  You know the mantra...strictest gun control laws in the of the highest murder rates in the country, if not world.  Well, the Wizards of Smart realized it was back to school time and that the chillern might be in danger.  What did they do?  

Increase police patrol?  Nope.
Armed escort? Nope.
Arm the citizens? Nope.
Arm school personnel? Nope.
Post signs about Gun Free zones? Nope. (already had em)

They created "Safe Passage Zones".  Made up some fancy signs and had em posted around the hood.  Criminals stay away this is a Safe Passage zone warned the sharp edged sign. They did it for the chillern.

Day 1 and the results are in....roll the tape, er, Sun Times....

The eyes of the city were on Chicago Public Schools “Safe Passage” routes Monday morning as a 28-year-old man was shot along one of the routes and a 14-year-old boy was shot to death near another one, the day before school starts.

The 14-year-old boy was shot and killed within a block of a welcoming elementary school, Melody Stem School , 3937 W. Wilcox. It’s at least the third fatal shooting along or near a Safe Passage route since mid-August.

About 12:20 a.m. Sunday, the boy, Lavander Hearnes, was standing outside in the 4000 block of West Wilcox Street with several other people when he was shot, authorities said.
He was pronounced dead at Mount Sinai Hospital at 9:04 a.m. Sunday, the Cook County Medical Examiner’s office said.

So another failed Democratic attempt to avoid the obvious solution is notched in the handgun of a criminal who apparently refused to heed the sign. Yet, the parents don't seem to upset.

Some parents said shootings aren’t unexpected in the neighborhood, while others weren’t ready to judge Chicago Public Schools’ plans on the first day of school.

“I don’t really feel too threatened,” said Vicki Brown, 29, a parent with two kids at Melody. “It’s a relative thing. You can’t control the violence.”

You can't control violence. There is your quote of the day.  Such is the mentality of an adult human with kids in Shitcago, that toddlin town.

and to think they mock Detroit.... 

Carbo Loading...

A student at Texas Tech University appears to be the first American to have his driver’s license photo taken — and to successfully obtain a driver’s license — while wearing a pasta strainer on his head.
The student, Eddie Castillo, pulled off the stunt by claiming to practice Pastafarianism and belong to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, reports KLBK.

A pastafarian.....I gotta get out more.

Then again, meybe not....

Sunday, August 25, 2013





Grey Poupon "The Lost Footage" 




Duck Dynasty...

What's not to like?  

Duck Commander goodies right here.

These guys get the Rumbear Seal of Approval

Wise Words....

Bacon Shortage....

Saturday, August 24, 2013


Next question?



Seems that happy festivities are the order of the day.  Happy Birthday over at  Bucks!

He fixed everything else. Right?

president Zero, Our Hero, announced a set of ambitious proposals on Thursday aimed at making colleges more accountable and affordable by rating them and ultimately linking those ratings to financial aid. 

Sure he did.....

H/T to Earl for the grapheeks.
President Obama’s new higher education plan
President Obama’s new higher education plan
President Obama’s new higher education plan
President Obama’s new higher education plan
President Obama’s new higher education plan
Trump Said What? 

The story is that The Donald was asked aboot Obammycare....

Let me get this straight....  We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't, which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, who have recently demonstrated their objective and professional integrity; written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that didn't read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a Dumbo President who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, for which we'll be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac, and the Post Office all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke!!!!!

What could possibly go wrong?


Friday, August 23, 2013

Cleared to Taxi.... in Release the Hounds!

Head on over to the Sarge's place for more on the Phantom.....

It's Aloha Friday....  work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

  CR-914 racing on a Friday night at the Club.  Sand Dabs sauteed  in garlic and wine with a side of Rum & Cola.....sign me up.  Saturday we have the Summer Series on Mission Bay Pond. Sunshine, picnic lunch and good times. Sunday....I need to shoot something....range time will be the order of the day.  Y'all pop a float and take off into a GREAT weekend!!!**

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!
(** Pop a float...flat water take off...gotta break that surface tension.)

Thursday, August 22, 2013


Where are all the race baiting hate mongers now?  Rebrun All, Jessie, Eric Holder, president Zero....the silence is deafening. You hypocrites? You racist, low life, hypocrites.

Even the buffoons at Time magazine are starting to have a clue...

So, it’s just fake to pretend that the association of young black men with violence comes out of thin air. Young black men murder 14 times more than young white men. If the kinds of things I just mentioned were regularly done by whites, it’d be trumpeted as justification for being scared to death of them.

So how about it hypocrites??  How about that conversation on race you keep saying you want to have.



Concealed Carry... 

To conceal or not conceal, that is the question.

Float By Shooting.......

(no cameramen were hurt in the filming of this video)

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

The Captain Does....

We survived!

I Has A Question..... 

Why am I supposed to give a rat's behind aboot the Egyptian Army supposedly "crushing" the Muslim Brotherhood? The MB's hate Christians, burn their churches, parade nuns as prisoners of war and the litany goes on. So.....

Seems more like the culling of the herd is occurring.  No problem.....pass the popcorn.

Bumper Snicker 

We have a pervert for a Mayor here in Sandy Eggo.  His name is Bob Filner. He has a habit of groping wimmens, making lascivious comment and licking their faces. Nonetheless, the local union thugs still support him for "all the good he has done".  That is a new standard in sexual harassment does not matter if the perp has done a lot of good.

I am doing research right now and will post the criminal code section that codifies this defense soon....



That right boys and girls...misery, unemployment, tumult, Christians being murdered, and the big news is.......there is a new puppy in the White House!

Once upon a time in America, the American president would have stood before the world, over and over again, and provided a moral counterweight to this evil. The great figures of the 20th century became great by denouncing evil and condemning genocidal and religious persecution: Reagan, Churchill, Wojtyla.

but, but, but...... we have a PUPPY!

Sunday, August 18, 2013


“Gun control legislation is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars.” –Rumbear