Puppy! 

That right boys and girls...misery, unemployment, tumult, Christians being murdered, and the big news is.......there is a new puppy in the White House!

Once upon a time in America, the American president would have stood before the world, over and over again, and provided a moral counterweight to this evil. The great figures of the 20th century became great by denouncing evil and condemning genocidal and religious persecution: Reagan, Churchill, Wojtyla.

but, but, but...... we have a PUPPY!