Monday, June 29, 2009

Because sometimes ya just gotta get away.
Hopey / Changey ....

How's that working for ya?!

Are ya getting everything ya wanted way back when you voted for the one? Happier than a pig in slop, walking in tall cotton, 10 feet tall and bullet proof, lord you you must be the happiest voter on earth.

I'm just saying..............
Michael Jackson Died

We told the kids at scout camp. With out missing a beat one said "Now we don't have to be afraid anymore"

Smart kid.

Enuff said.
Monday's Pun (s) !!!

Back from a week at the Ranch teaching leadership to young's all good.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programing.......

I got a deal on a new computer, and they threw in the operating system to boot.

My pet is very agreeable. He's a seeing-eye-to-eye dog.

Overheard in med school - 'I learned about the colon through the process of elimination.'
Ya had me at Codswallop......

Me thinks we are going through our own silly season on this side of the pond. Maybe chasing liberals in the Rover could be a good thing?

Free Market Towers is roughly mid way between Stonehenge & Avebury; accordingly your humble correspondent has the opportunity to examine some of those that follow an alternative lifestyle, in person & at short range, if you get my drift! Anyway, for me, this years solstice was regrettably marred but my flame thrower inexplicably failing to function. The finger of suspicion must point to Mrs Free Market who I strongly suspect has been engaging in “debates” with hunt saboteur scumbag pondlife

It is not that I feel honouring Mother Earth is a load of utter codswallop that it is.

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Well, Here I Am.....

My Political Views
I am a right social moderate
Right: 6.35, Libertarian: 0.42

Political Spectrum Quiz

My Foreign Policy Views
Score: 6.99

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My Culture War Stance
Score: 4.78

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Monday, June 15, 2009

Yeah, I'm here...

I'm just not here...


Saturday, June 13, 2009

Wing Lose, Game #7 SCF at the Joe

Pretty much sums up my weekend.
Blogging, will be light.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Today's Timewaster

Literal Video Version of popular songs. Go ahead, try not to laugh.

Monday, June 08, 2009


You probably received a copy of this as an e-mail over the past few months. Well SNOPES has been able to confirm it with Lou Pritchett. Enjoy.


"Dear President Obama:

You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.

You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.

You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.

You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.

You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.

You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don't understand it at its core..

You scare me because you lack humility and 'class', always blaming others.

You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.

You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the 'blame America' crowd and deliver this message abroad.

You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.

You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.

You scare me because you prefer 'windmills' to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.

You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.

You scare me because you have begun to use 'extortion' tactics against certain banks and corporations.

You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.

You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.

You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.

You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.

You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O'Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.

You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.

Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years."

Lou Pritchett
"Told You so......."

Yes indeed. They told me if I voted for John McCain the Vice President would be an idiot and the economy would be destroyed!

Sarah Palin hits FOXNEWS tonight for the big 'Told Ya So' interview, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

As President Obama vows to spend the 'stimulus' faster, Governor Palin tells host Sean Hannity: 'You gotta quit digging that hole!'

HANNITY: What do you make of – look at the state of the economy now...

PALIN: Well, when you consider that the federal government is about eleven trillion dollars in debt, and we’re borrowing more to spend more.. it defies any sensible economic policy that any of us ever learned through college. It defies economy practices and principles that tell ya ‘you gotta quit digging that hole when you are in that financial hole’

Palin continues:

"America is digging a deeper hole and how are we paying for this government largesse. We’re borrowing. We’re borrowing from China and we consider that now we own sixty percent of GENERAL MOTORS – or the U.S. government does… But who is the U.S. government becoming more indebted to? It’s China. So that leads you to have to ask who is really going to own our car industry than in America."

HANNITY: You know but it goes back - It does go back a little to the campaign. I mean, ‘spread the wealth, patriotic duty…’

PALIN: Kind of a ‘we told ya so’.
The Burger King is a Wise Man!

You have seen the dork in those obnoxious commercials but did you know how smart he is? Me either. Well, he figured out the GlowBall Warming hoax and is telling the world.

Smart guy. Of course, the Rumbear likes folks who agree with him.
Monday's Pun(s) !!!

I'm very picky about my hair, so a strange barber just won't cut it.

With hindsight, I wouldn't have sat on that nail

The dead batteries were given out free of charge..

Let's Go Red Wings !!!!!
Photo Caption Contest!

Ann Althouse has the details.

I like this one...

-The ridged brow is the window to the soul...

Sunday, June 07, 2009


Wings beat down the Penguins 5-0 at the Joe. Second period meltdowns and lots of whining from the small flightless birds with no external genitalia.

Me? I was at Mataguay getting ready for NYLT. One guy had the game on XM Satellite and the lovely and gracious Mrs Bear was texting highlights. Certainly a different way to feed the Hockeyball addiction.

Tuesday, Game 6 in Pittysburg. Close this thing out.

Let's Go Red Wings. !!!!!
The One Lied?! (again)

Nothing makes a speech more scintillating as when you reach back in to your broad expanse of human experience and personalize your message. The One has a knack for doing that it's his "gift". The problems arise when your recollection is wrong or maybe flat out fabricated. For those of you in Rio Linda, it's a lie.

SPIEGEL: Mr. Payne, early in June your great-nephew, President Barack Obama, will visit the former concentration camp Buchenwald, which you helped liberate at the end of the war. Will he be travelling in your footsteps? Charles Payne: I don't buy that. I was quite surprised when the whole thing came up and Barack talked about my war experiences in Nazi Germany. We had never talked about that before. This is a trip that he chose, not because of me I'm sure, but for political reasons. Charles Payne Great Uncle of Barack Obama Spiegel Magazine May 29, 2009

We had another president that was fond of this technique until he got caught one to many times . Lemme see what was his name.....oh yeah, BS Billy Clinton. So now we have BS Barry. Democrats, same ole pig, different color lipstick.

Friday, June 05, 2009

June 6, 1944


Take a moment today and reflect on those that gave all so you could enjoy freedom in your lifetime.

Hey! Hey!

(Stole it from Roger)

It's Aloha Friday.... work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

RED WING WEEKEND!!! Stanley Cup Finals Wings vs Penguins on Saturday. Series tied 2 games a piece. Dana Band concert, Scouts and Hockeyball!! Y'all have a GREAT weekend!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

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Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Wow, That Did Not Take Long.

It seems like only yesterday that I said...."Mark my words". Wait, it was yesterday.

and today we get this:

President Obama used the words “turn in” not “trade in.” He will give folks a credit - I suppose that means an income tax credit - for doing this. This sounds like the used cars will go to the government and be removed from the market. No more used cars. You either buy an expensive putt-putt new car, or you go without. It appears that he’s set out to destroy the used car market.

This huckster of socialism is not going to be content until he has the government firmly in control of our lives. The "new" GM will not be allowed to import cars. The One will give you a "turn in" credit which you will have to take. Then, you will have to buy what the "new" GM is selling. Choice is in the control of the gubbermint. Kiss your SUV goodbye.

Elections have consequences.

Hopey/'s that working for ya!?

Stanley Cup Finals


Game # 3
Wings up 2-0

Let's Go Red Wings !!!!!

Thanks Barry. Ass.

Monday, June 01, 2009

MONDAY's Pun(s) !!!

The lumber company downsized. They got rid of the deadwood.

In a recession, the most secure job is garbage-man. Business is always picking up.

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.


My dear father is spinning in his grave today as one of the greatest corporation in the history of America is taken over by the socialist in government and handed to the unions. Farewell GM.

I never thought I would find myself agreeing with Ralph Nader.

WASHINGTON, June 1 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- Consumer advocate Ralph Nader today issued the following statement on GM's bankruptcy filing:
Today's bankruptcy declaration in federal court by General Motors is an avoidable, crude weapon of mass devastation for workers, dealers, auto suppliers, small businesses and their depleted communities. For GM's voiceless owners -- the common shareholders -- it is a wipeout.

Next our new socialist government will drive up the price of oil/gas so that we are forced to buy the little environmentally friendly pieces of crap that will be produced by the new Government Motors. Oh, and look for a tax on your current SUV.

Mark My Words.
Political Science for Dummies

You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you.

You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You show your neighbor how he too can have a cow and offer to help him take care of it. Your neighbor demands "free" milk.

You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. The government forms a cooperative to tell you both how to manage your cows.

You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it.It is expensive and sour.

You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

You have two cows.You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.

You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.You go to lunch and drink wine.Life is good.

You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.

You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production
but use the money to buy weapons.

You have two cows. They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing.

You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic. Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish. The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow. The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk. The cow asks permission to be cut in half. The cow dies happy.

You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.S ome people vote for both.Some people vote for neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.

You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese. Only five speak English. Most are illegals. Arnold likes the ones with the big udders. He taxes the five that speak english.