Tuesday, September 29, 2009

 Twisted Minds..... 

Artists United For Pedophile Rapists:

I hope he enjoys his time in prison awaiting extradition.  


He drugged and anally raped a 13 year old child.  He gave her a quaalude, refused to take her home and had his way.  He was 42 years old and she was 13. He then plead guilty and fled the US of A prior to sentencing. Arrested in Switzerland on an open warrant he is reportedly in a fighting mood.  Bring it on big boy.  I say hang em.

Mr. Freemarket is far more eloquent in his reporting, yet I believe he reaches the same conclusion.

One of life’s great pleasures aside from hanging lawyers & burying members of Greenpeace in the concrete foundations of a new bypass that is being built across a nature reserve is watching the liberal left getting itself completely arse about face over an ‘ethical dilemma’ ...

Monday, September 28, 2009

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

We almost got creamed by a milk truck. I was udderly terrified.

I thought I was investing in sea-going vessels when I bought those Chinese junk bonds.

The proctologist reassured the patient that his condition could be rectified.

on Jay Leno.

A new book is out on president Zero and his charming wife. Jay quipped....

“They said this one blonde was especially suggestive and kept rubbing up against the president. Finally, Michelle said, ‘Look, Chris Matthews, get away from my husband’.”


War vs Olympics 

We learned last nite on 60 minutes that president Zero has spoken to his field commander in Afghanistan ONCE since his appointment two and a half months ago.

The military general credited with capturing Saddam Hussein and killing the leader of al Qaeda in Iraq, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, says he has spoken with President Obama only once since taking command in Afghanistan.

"I’ve talked to the president, since I’ve been here, once on a VTC [video teleconferece]," Gen. Stanley McChrystal told CBS reporter David Martin in a television interview that aired Sunday.

"You’ve talked to him once in 70 days?" Mr. Martin followed up.

"That is correct," the general replied.

This is the same General that requested more troops three weeks ago. He is waiting for an answer from Zero.

Today, president Zero, Our Hero is flying to Copenhagen to twist the arm of the Olympic Committee to send the 2016 Olmpics to Chicago. 

A cynic might comment that Zero, Our Hero, has put more effort in to winning the Olympics than the war. 

I'm just saying.................

Sunday, September 27, 2009

LION's Win!!!!!!

Regarding the Lions snapping their 19 game losing streak with a win over the Redskins, the Washington Examiner's Tim Carney remarks:

"Washington bails out Detroit again." 

Wednesday, September 23, 2009


Monday, September 21, 2009

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Anyone should know how to put a saddle on a horse so it won't slip and cause an injury. It's a cinch.

The dentist's alibi was full of holes, so the police performed a cavity search.

I once considered becoming a monk when I was young but I was cloisterphobic.

You Think So?

President Barack Obama is beginning to look out of his depth

It is lovely to feature in other people's dreams. The problem comes when they wake up. Barack Obama is an eloquent, brainy and likeable man with a fascinating biography. He is not George Bush. Those are great qualities. But they are not enough to lead America, let alone the world.

Regimes in Moscow, Pyongyang and Tehran simply pocket his concessions and carry on as before. The picture emerging from the White House is a disturbing one, of timidity, clumsiness and short-term calculation. Some say he is the weakest president since Jimmy Carter. 

CAN I GET AN AMEN!??  Hopey/Changey...how's that working for ya?

Saturday, September 19, 2009


It's "Talk Like A Pirate Day"!!

Avast ye hardies it's theat one day each year when you can allow your inner pirate to roust about.

Friday, September 18, 2009


Charles Krauthammer weighs in on the flirtation of president Zero with the truth.

You lie? No. Barack Obama doesn't lie. He's too subtle for that. He . . . well, you judge.
Obama doesn't lie. He merely elides, gliding from one dubious assertion to another. This has been the story throughout his whole health-care crusade. Its original premise was that our current financial crisis was rooted in neglect of three things -- energy, education and health care. That transparent attempt to exploit Emanuel's Law -- a crisis is a terrible thing to waste -- failed for health care because no one is stupid enough to believe that the 2008 financial collapse was caused by a lack of universal health care. 

So on to the next gambit: selling health-care reform as a cure for the deficit. When that was exploded by the Congressional Budget Office's demonstration of staggering Obamacare deficits, Obama tried a new tack: selling his plan as revenue-neutral insurance reform -- until the revenue neutrality is exposed as phony future cuts and chimerical waste and fraud. 

Obama doesn't lie. He implies, he misdirects, he misleads -- so fluidly and incessantly that he risks transmuting eloquence into mere slickness. 

Read the whole thing...

1405 Scotch & Cigar Club.

The gentlemen are gathering to enjoy some food, fellowship and well, it's in the name.  Blogging will be light.


Dalwhinnie 86
Balvenie 12 yr.
Bunnahabain 750
Clynelsih 14 yr.
Singletons 12 yr.
MaCallan 10 yr.
Glenlivet 12 yr.
Lagavulin 86
Glenroths Select
Old Pultney
Cragganmore 80
Stronachie 12 yr.
Tomintoul 16 yr.

Enjoy the anticipation.


-The Senex

It's Aloha Friday.... 

...no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

Workin on the Whaler, 1405 S & C meeting and easing into to the Fall........ Y'all have a GREAT weekend!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"

Keepin Jimmah! in perspective.  Good stuff

Thursday, September 17, 2009


Jay Nordlinger nails it.

I thought Barack Obama would be a poor and troublesome president. Did I think he would yuk it up with Hugo Chávez, smirk with Daniel Ortega about the Bay of Pigs, turn his wrath on a Central American country trying to follow its constitution, denounce President Bush abroad, bow to the king of Saudi Arabia, endorse a radical Middle Eastern view of how Israel came into being, knock Western countries that try to protect Muslim girls from unwanted shrouding, invite the Iranian regime to our Fourth of July parties, stay essentially mute in the face of counterrevolution in Iran, squeeze and panic Israel, cold-shoulder the Cuban democrats in order to warm to the Cuban dictatorship, scrap missile defense in Eastern Europe, and refuse to meet with the Dalai Lama — in addition to his attempts to have government eat great portions of American society? No, I did not. You?

Hopey/Changey...how's that working for ya???
Thanks Barry!

Each day I awaken to some new improved plan foisted upon me by the all knowing all seeing expert on everything, president Zero, Our Hero.  Today missile defense in Europe went down.  He pulled the plug. The Soviets are gleeful, they will be the major benefactors of this move.  The destabilization of our allies the Czechs and the Poles leaves them vulnerable on several fronts.  The void will be filled, either by the inept Europeon Union or Russia.  American influence in the region will wane.

......and what did we get for this move??......nothing.  Absolutely nothing

The kicker?  The announcement comes on the anniversary of the day the Russians last invaded Poland.

Zero, Our Hero.

UPDATE: The European view..... Barack Obama Surrenders to Russia on Missile Defence

Wednesday, September 16, 2009


It's not enough that the lefties are throwing race cards around like they were, well, dollar bills. Now we have that favorite self righteous moralizer from days gone by...Jimmah Carter weighing. Cue the "Olde Fool" music.....

Former President JIMMAH! said Tuesday that racial politics played a role in South Carolina Rep. Joe Wilson's outburst during President Obama's speech to Congress last week and in some of the opposition the president has faced since taking office.

Let me sum this up for you...former incompetent President defends current incompetent President. 

Move along....nothing to see here.

UPDATE:  Charles Krauthammer weighs in:

I think there are people who genuinely believe this, and then I think there are a lot of people who don't, but who want to use it as a way to stifle opposition and debate.
Look, in the Bush years, we were told that dissent was the highest form of patriotism. Obama himself as a candidate once used a formulation like that in talking about his refusal to wear a flag pin.
And now, dissent used to be the highest form of patriotism, and now it's the lowest form of racism. In August and over the summer, it [dissent] was a form of mob rule, a demonstration of anger, unruliness, anarchy, and now it has gotten worse.
Look, this charge is so stupid. It is also so offensive, and it's [so] lacking in any evidence of any kind that…this only helps the Republicans. And that's why the White House is not playing into it.
It will increase the intensity of the opponents of Obama healthcare and the [other Obama] policies, because people don't want to be told when they genuinely disagree with a policy that the reason is the lowest of all reasons, namely, racism.
Don't Laze Me Bro.....

Monday, September 14, 2009

Monday's Pun(s) !!! 

A streaker was found dead this morning. Police say the details are quite revealing.

Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been tolkien in my sleep.
I dropped out of my communism class because of lousy Marx.

Sunday, September 13, 2009


The perfect season gone!  Lions lose 45-27 to the Saints.  Like we didn't see that one coming.......


how about them Wolverines??!!!

M .....  Go Blue!!!

Saturday, September 12, 2009


Mark Steyn has a great article up on the shiftless center of president Zero, Our Hero.  Ole Zero appears to be hard to nail down however, Mark does it.  Wake up folks.  The last paragraph says it all.  Healthcare reforms a coming.....whether you want it or not.

Likewise, Obama didn’t “join” himself to the liberal leadership; he is the liberal leadership. The administration didn’t fall in with the wrong crowd; they are the wrong crowd. Van Jones, Yosi Sergant, and ACORN are where Barack Obama has chosen to live all his adult life. Even if he wanted to be the bipartisan centrist of David Brooks’s fantasies, look at his Rolodex and then figure out just where such a man would estimate the “center” to be.

My sense from Wednesday’s speech is that the president’s gonna shove this through in some form or other. It may cause a little temporary pain in Blue Dog districts in 2010, but the long-term gains will be transformative and irreversible.

Friday, September 11, 2009

It's Aloha Friday.... 

...no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

Freshman football, working on the boat and easing into to the Fall........ Y'all have a GREAT weekend!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"

9/11/01 ....where were you? Do you remember? I do. I went home. Talked with my wife. Pulled the kids from school and brought them home, safe. Lock and load.

Many other Americans did the same. 3000 could not. They were gone.

Remember... "Are you guys ready? Let's roll!"

Remember... “What Do I Tell the Pilot?”



president Zero was out again this week trying to convince us that spending $900 billion to "reform" healthcare under some plan he has yet to draft is a good thing.  Zero snapped his fingers and called a Joint Session of Congress to hear his words.  The problems arose immediately when it bacame apparent that Zero really has no plan, (Don't believe me? Then produce it.)  Without a stated plan, it does not matter how passionate one is.....your audience ultimately figures out your selling them ice boxes and they live in Wassilla, AK.  In short, it don't work.
It got so bad that one brave member of Congress had the temerity to stand up and call out president Zero as a "liar".  While boorish behavior is not to be condoned, Joe Wilson was spot on.  Zero was lieing.  (need a list?) To his credit Joe Wilson apoligized for the comment, but not the accusation.  After days of harrumping, we now know he was right, the proposed bill would cover illegal aliens.  Even that olde fossil John McCain muscled in on the act playing the part of a useful fool in television interviews. 

Still the left continues to move forward declaring they may use the "reconcilliation" and force the bill through using parliamentary procedures.  The moderates in the Democratic Party are against this since it would most likely spell the end for their tenure in the next election.  The sign on the left pretty much sums up the public attitude.

I predict this will get even more interesting as the lefties continue to fight amongst themselves.  Pull up a chair and enjoy the show.
Van Go!

Van Jones, a racist, commie bastard discovered as one of president Zeros "Czars".  He had his old bunch of rabble rousers attack Glen Beck and start a boycott of his advertisers.  Beck did something that caught them libtards off gaurd.....he fired back, hard.  Van Jones was exposed as the racist, hate america, commie, cop killer sympathizer (Hang Mumia!) that he is.

So he quit.  Now he's just another unemployed hack here in the Age of Zero.  Prolly heading back to the Bay Area.
Yo, Yo, Yo,...

Whew what a week! On the road meeting clients and trying to make a living here in the fabulous Age of Zero, Our Hero. 

Back now and digging out of the pile of paper.....lot's of stuff so let's get to it!

Sunday, September 06, 2009

The Future.....

So I took a little test and learned my fate.

Charles just found out the Death's Time:

Date: November 3 of 2038 at 12:30 pm.
Cause: Coca-cola explosion, remember not mix mentos with coke
Age: 82 years old

Toss in a splash of rum and well, things could be worse.


Saturday, September 05, 2009

MMMmmmm Bacon.....

Yes it is International Bacon Day!  You knew that right?
International Bacon Day is a new tradition, but one that’s sure to live on. We invite you to join us, the Royal Bacon Society, in celebrating the holiest of all meats.......
My work here is done.

UPDATE!: (ed note: already?)  Go here...BaconJew.....words cannot describe.

Friday, September 04, 2009

It's Aloha Friday.... 

...no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

Summertime, summertime, sum, sum, summertime! Yeah baby! Labor Day and the heat wave continues........ Y'all have a GREAT weekend!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Things That Make Ya Go .....

Submitted by a "frequent contributor" from his beach front fortress in South Florida....
Of course, I added a few because, well, I can.

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up
to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

Speaking of which...
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person.

The virtues of being punctual are largely offset by having to wait for people who aren't.

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Assuming good judgment is earned through bad experience, the experts we
respect now were the idiots we laughed at yesterday.

A borrowed saw cuts anything.

You can hold their heads under water but you can't make them drink.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Forget world peace - Visualize using your turn signal.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Sometimes a man meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.

Rest satisfied with doing well and leave others to talk of you as they please

A bailout for me!!  Arghhhhh!

Tax Dollars to British distiller for Captain Morgan rum
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.

With little fanfare, a deal is moving forward to direct billions in U.S. tax dollars to an unlikely beneficiary -- the giant British liquor producer that makes Captain Morgan rum.

Under the agreement, London-based Diageo PLC will receive tax credits and other benefits worth $2.7 billion over 30 years, including the entire $165-million cost of building a state-of-the-art distillery on the island of St. Croix in the Virgin Islands, a U.S. territory. 

Don't get me wrong, I am still against the government bailouts for, as you can see, pretty much everything, BUT, if a stiff splash of rum is one's choice of dealing with this travesty, pour me another...at a discount rate.

....and bye the bye....it's Admiral Morgan on the good ship Rumbear.  We promoted him.