Monday, October 31, 2011

Well Excccuuusseee ME!

What does this broad have to be "angry" about?  Vacations, jewells, parties, mor vacations, plant a few vegatables, another vacation....WTH??  Yet....

Michelle’s back, and she’s madder than ever. She was already pretty angry, seemingly unhappy with just about everything. As her husband wrapped up the Democratic nomination in 2008, she let fly her real feelings: “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my country.” A few months into her job as first lady, her French counterpart asked how she liked the gig: “Don’t ask!” she reportedly spat. “It’s hell. I can’t stand it!”

So quit.  Walk away. Make your self "happy'.  Make me "Happy" too.

Herman Cain ...

Takes these guys head on and ... sings.  
Wow, I think he just blew more smoke in their faces!
There is a lot to like about this guy!!
Herman Cain....

Step right up for your High Tech lynching.  Be prepared to answer scurrilous charges spoon fed from the Mainstream Media.  You know ..... that same bunch that can't investigate anything about ole president Zero.  The Democrats are heading towards panic mode.

As Roger said..."We'll  know they're in full panic mode when Tina Fey begins playing Cain on SNL skits."

Rick Perry. 

Just saying.....

Halloween Fun!!!

Monday's Halloween Pun(s) !!!!

What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi.

What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? He was repossessed.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Golf Cart Fails..  

The Southeast Senior Contributing Editor checks in.  

Not sure if he is in this......

Wreck Diving Made Easy.

Looking back on my days of wreck diving in the Great Lakes......this looks much easier and warmer.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Bob Beckel.  My Take....

I am blogging away and watching FOX on a Saturday night. Word to the wise...this is never a good thing.  The is show called The Five...or The Big Five....or some crap.  There sits the pile of human debris that is ...BOB BECKEL.  I thought I only had to deal with this large brown bag of excrement on Monday's when Sean Hanity throws him a bone and has him on the "All American Panel". I have written Sean and apparently he does not take the term "Horses A--" to heart.

Harsh?! Moi?  Here is a link to the Wikipedia page on the ground mound of human debris. Worked for Carter, Mondale, drug addict, prostitutes.What in the hell qualifies him to be an authority on anything...... 

Okay? You read it.... So, if you set out to sculpt a magnificent, award winning, pile of horsecrap of a resume...would you change a thing?  Yup, me either.  I mean look at those "achievements"...Jeebus. So how does this piece of crap, continue to garner TV attention where mere mortals might prevail?  

I do not know......yet FOX says enjoy, listen, learn from him....WHY?!!


OMG snow fell in October!!  Who Knew?!!! It's like Winter or something....

If I read one more article about an "unexpected " snow fall.  Jeebus, get off your lazy a_ _ _ and man the shovel .  What a bunch of wimps.  When I lived in Michigan we shoveled snow to get to the fricking bus that would take us to school!! Then we had to shovel our way home when we got dropped off. And if Dad could not get in the's a phrase for youse unexpected folks...Hell. To. Pay.

Now, go away.

A Tour of Lake Hood.

Who knew?  
I's in a bus but the video is loaded with info on the busiest seaplane base around. Stick with it and enjoy.


Lake Hood

Ima thinking a lawn chair and a sammich would be the order of the day. 

Start Your Beaver.

Because everyone should know how.

The guy is a Texan and an Eagle Scout.*
He may be down, but I don't think he is out.
(* okay, and a crappy debater.) 

Friday, October 28, 2011

Jerry Brown Has A 12 Point Plan...

Blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah....

It will not work.

Bla, blah........
It's Aloha Friday.... work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

SNO is home for the weekend. Rebuilding carbs on the Jet Ski.  Game 7of the Worlds Series. Wings vs Sharks this afternoon, Lions on Sunday and my sweetie is playing Fall Fast Pitch!  
Y'all have a GREAT Weekend!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....
(I know it's a repost...I just loves that plane!)

"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"
Listen live to the island sounds from Maui!
Obama Bombs OWS in Las Vegas! 

Of course, he missed.

LAS VEGAS - A group of several dozen “Occupy Las Vegas” protesters camping on Clark County land located under the final approach to Runway 19 at McCarran International Airport today narrowly missed being injured when a 50 lb. slab of “blue ice” reportedly landed within feet of their tents.

According to witnesses, the slab fell to earth seconds after Air Force One passed overhead while landing.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Run Barry Run.... 

Run, sure.  But on what?  Thus is the dilemma faced by the abject failure that is the incumbent president Zero.  he cannot boast of his achievements...there are none.  He cannot brag about foreign policy...there is none.  (Okay, but "I kill you", is rather limited in application).  So how do you run?  Stir it up.  Yeah baby, that's what Community Organizers do! Now serving...

Seems I am not alone in this thought process.  Follow the link to an article at American Spectator.

Usage of words such as greed, selfish, and mean, while always a part of the liberal description of Republicans, has escalated more in recent years.

While most pundits seem to think of this as just another chapter in American politics, albeit somewhat intense, I'm less blasé about it.  I see this as a potential beginning of serious violence in our streets and neighborhoods.  At worst, problems could escalate to a point requiring national action -- possibly a declaration of a state of emergency with military involvement.  Is it possible we could have martial law imposed on us around next November, and, coincidentally, have the elections postponed?  Not likely, but possible.

More certain, however, is the extended racial and class tension that will exist for decades.  While I never expected racism to go away completely, racial harmony in this country has been gaining momentum and is, essentially, more of a problem to the left-wing media and certain race-baiting politicos than to folks on the ground.  I'm afraid the actions of this administration may reverse the positive course that people of all races have worked so hard to establish.  Barack Obama has done his best to delay racial harmony.

And class warfare?  The vociferous screams from the left have prompted normally silent, tax-paying Americans to denigrate those who don't pay taxes: adding their voices to the argument and elevating hostilities.

I don't generally subscribe to conspiracy theories, and I'm not postulating such right now.  However, you have to wonder, given Rahm Emanuel's remarks at the beginning of Obama's administration: "You never want a serious crisis to go to waste. And what I mean by that is an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before."  Do what? Fully implement socialism?  Create a fascist-left country?  Simply elevate the problems with our economy and instigate tension between the people, and you have the perfect storm for such a scenario.  Even if this isn't being done by design, it could happen anyway.

The point is, what is happening is occurring on purpose.  It is a well organized gambit to secure another term. Driven, ideological and purposeful.  The bet is the Republicans will be to stupid, or to slow, to pick up on it.  That may be a good bet.  Either way, politics over the next 13 months are gonna be interesting....

1. If you offer your hand to a
cannibal will he boil or roast it?

2. What does a hummingbird
have to do to become a songbird?

3. If you OD on anti-
depressants, can you take
depressants to come out of it?
4.  Ever consider that you’re
alive today because your
parents were toasted when
they conceived you?

5. If you climb a hill of beans
will it make a difference?

6. Is all sushi equal under the

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

All HAIL Diversity!!

Can I get an Amen?!!!   

This is an old story on our campuses. Colleges and universities enact severe budget cuts, dropping programs and letting teachers go, while unapologetically expanding their already swollen diversity bureaucracy. This is because diversity now has the status of an established religion on our campuses, while actual teaching deals only in mere learning.
Our campuses and the UC Office of the President already have cut to the bone,” the University of California’s vice president for budget and capital resources warned about the system’s financial crisis in July. Not quite to the bone. Heather Mac Donald writes:

“The University of California at San Diego, for example, is creating a new full-time “vice chancellor for equity, diversity, and inclusion.” This position would augment UC San Diego’s already massive diversity apparatus, which includes the Chancellor’s Diversity Office, the associate vice chancellor for faculty equity, the assistant vice chancellor for diversity, the faculty equity advisors, the graduate diversity coordinators, the staff diversity liaison, the undergraduate student diversity liaison, the graduate student diversity liaison, the chief diversity officer, the director of development for diversity initiatives, the Office of Academic Diversity and Equal Opportunity, the Committee on Gender Identity and Sexual Orientation Issues, the Committee on the Status of Women, the Campus Council on Climate, Culture and Inclusion, the Diversity Council, and the directors of the Cross-Cultural Center, the Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Resource Center, and the Women’s Center.”

Cut to the BONE!!  Amen!

UC Berkeley’s new vice chancellor for equity and inclusion, Gibor Basri, has 17 people working for him in his immediate office, including a “chief of staff,” two “project/policy analysts,” and a “director of special projects.” Says Mac Donald: “The funding propping up Basri’s vast office could support many an English or history professor. According to state databases, Basri’s base pay in 2009 was $194,000, which does not include a variety of possible add-ons, including summer salary and administrative stipends. By comparison, the official salary for assistant professors at UC starts at around $53,000….

Only 17 staff in these hard times!  Amen!

How do they do it?!!!!

I Am Shocked!  Shocked, I Say!!!

Headline UK Daily Mail Online:

The thermal images that prove 90% of tents in the Occupy camp in London are left EMPTY overnight

You mean they might be frauds?  

High Octane Stupidity...

"Do I make myself clear?"

Yes indeed.  


(....posts this year...many thanks to the various editors that keep me clean, sober and ...angry.  Okay, I lied on two of those.  Carry on....) 


When Democrats "Lead"....

Shared sacrifice......
We have lost our ambition.......
We have lost our imagination.....

We are living thru Jimmy Carter II.  Incompetence abounds, yet, it is our fault......

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Political Correctness...


.............must be exhausting.



Let the brilliance illuminate.  Lest ye be "uproared"......

Monday, October 24, 2011

Public Service Announcement. 

Winter is coming to the left coast.  Surfers are donning their wetsuits.  Just a friendly reminder from the staff at The Chronicles, flatulence is not your friend.  Don't let this happen to YOU!

Your welcome.

Hunter Thompson 

Gonzo Journalist ......  member of the 1%. 

Monday's Pun(s) !!!!

My son wanted a scooter. When I told him they are too dangerous, he moped around the house.

His model airplane hobby really took off.

Flying these days is a frisky business.

When the plane hit turbulence, the passengers went flying.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

That didn't take long....

Libya’s transitional leader declares liberation, sets Islamist tone for future

Abdul-Jalil laid out a vision for a new Libya with an Islamist tint, saying Islamic Sharia law would be the “basic source” of legislation and existing laws that contradict the teachings of Islam would be nullified.
He outlined several changes to align with Islamic law, including putting caps on interest for bank loans and lifting restrictions on the number of wives Libyan men can take. The Muslim holy book, the Quran, allows men up to four wives.

Heck of a job Brow, uh, er, Zero 

Quote. Unquote.

"The social contract exists so that everyone doesn't have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them."

(Hat Tip to Insty who got it here.)

Friday, October 21, 2011

It's Aloha Friday.... work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

It's a Birthday Parteeee weekend!!
Y'all have a GREAT Weekend!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

Happy Birthday to Me!!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

4th amendment? 

PORTLAND, Tenn. – You're probably used to seeing TSA's signature blue uniforms at the airport, but now agents are hitting the interstates to fight terrorism with Visible Intermodal Prevention and Response (VIPR).

"Where is a terrorist more apt to be found? Not these days on an airplane more likely on the interstate," said Tennessee Department of Safety & Homeland Security Commissioner Bill Gibbons.

Tuesday Tennessee was first to deploy VIPR simultaneously at five weigh stations and two bus stations across the state.

Agents are recruiting truck drivers, like Rudy Gonzales, into the First Observer Highway Security Program to say something if they see something.

"Not only truck drivers, but cars, everybody should be aware of what's going on, on the road," said Gonzales.
It's all meant to urge every driver to call authorities if they see something suspicious.

 Umm, don't we have a Constitution or something?  

"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

Did it get repealed or what? ACLU? 



K-Daffy Has Assumed Room Temperature.

Dar dar, Zenga, Zenga to you.  Now we will get to see the fairness and justice that the Arab Spring has brought for. (That's sarcasm right there) If you think K-Daffy was a murdering, thieving, bastard, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Here's The Story.

Dick & Rick Hoyt.  Wow....just wow.


Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Romney Wins Debate.....

Gone Fishin.......

Has It Been That Long???

My neck is fine.  Why do you ask?

The Shrubs Family Portrait. 
TOTUS...Day 3
Concern continues......

I've noticed a lot of people have been trying to get to the bottom of my kidnapping, but I should tell you that I really do think this is all just part of a big misunderstanding.
Of course, one can see where such a misunderstanding might occur. I mean, who in their right mind would admit to a plan like that? Then again, if you'd told me four years ago that America's leading financiers and captains of industry would elect a barely one-term U.S. Senator with no previous employment experience beyond politics who travels around talking to a pair of glass window panes on a couple of poles, I'd have said there was a misunderstanding, too.

Be brave little teleprompter......

Tuesday, October 18, 2011


A contributor* sent these to me.

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

7. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

8. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

9. 52 cards = 1 decacards

10. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms

11. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League

12. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision

(* the polite way of saying I fricking forgot from whence they came.)