Monday's Halloween Pun(s) !!!!
What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi.
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? He was repossessed.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash
Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin.