Monday, October 31, 2011

Monday's Halloween Pun(s) !!!!

What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by it's circumference? Pumpkin Pi.

What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? He was repossessed.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin.