Fidel!

Seems to be rumors flying all around that Fidel Castro, everyone's favorite Commie in Cuba, is circling the bowl again. He's dead, he's alive, he's dead......my head hurts.

Apparently my pain was felt by Arlo in Tech Support who came up with this nifty flow chart. (Frankly, he probably cobbled it from another site...)

In any event, it works!