Oscar Predictions!

Okay, okay, many of you loyal readers have written the Rumbear wanting, ne demanding, to know his predictions for the Oscars. (Ed note: Why? I do not know.) Nevertheless, here it is.........we here at the Chronicles are predicting......... (insert drum roll please)

A sweep by the Dixie Chicks!

That's it. Remember you heard it here first.

UPDATE: Dang! The Chick's went something like 0 for 35 in categories they could have won. Well, based on the fact that they won Grammy's in categories they should not have been in, the Rumbear thought they were a shoe in for a handfull of little gold men last night. After the show, lead singer, Natalie Maines was seen back stage teaching the stage hands how to swear when she was interviewed by a local blog. "It's all George Bush" fault she screeched and stormed off in a huff.