Sunday, February 25, 2007

GOREapalooozza...er!

So the former first loser is planning his BIG, really BIG concert to solve the GlowBall Warming problem. Persons more knowledgeable than your humble scribe have studied the numbers in regard to staging Le event extraordinaire and found some interesting tidbits.

To put those numbers in some kind of perspective consider:

The concert will produce more CO2 in one day than Zimbabwe produced in any month in 2003.
The concert will produce more CO2 in one day than the total daily fossil fuel emissions for Austria, Chile, Finland, Greece, Iraq, Kuwait, New Zealand, Philippines, Portugal, Sweden, the Virgin Islands, and a dozen other countries combined.
The concert will produce more CO2 in one day than the entire nation of Afghanistan produces in a year.


Presumably, Gore and company will buy carbon offsets to make up for the pollution the event will create. Since it takes an acre of Douglas fir trees (and 50 years of growing time) to offset 1000 tons of CO2, Gore will need to plant 200 acres of trees to make up for his concert.

Reasonable people might ask why they don’t just skip the concert and use the money saved on logistics and promotion to plant twice as many trees? The Zen-like response: If a tree gets planted in the forest and no one is around to give Gore credit, can it still reduce CO2?

Apparently, the answer is “No, it cannot.” For the inconvenient truth is that Al Gore cares more about being viewed as an eco-savior than he does about actually acting in a way that might help us “save our selves.” (Evangelical Outpost)

Well, he is getting an Oscar and a new Honorary Degree in .....something. All hail AlGore!

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