Monday, June 28, 2010


Dad Life...


Word.....


Monday's Pun(s) !!!




The mass of a ship is measured in keelograms.

I am kicking myself I did not take up karate earlier.

The IRS left a message on my cell phone that I owed them more money. It was a taxed message.
A Convenient Catastrophe 

This article comes close, but no one in the US will come out and say it....the oil spill helps president Zero's agenda.  Why in a logical world would all assistance from those more knowledgeable be shunned?  Do you know who offered to lease the shut down oil rigs following the latest shut down from Zero?  Petrobras.  That's Brazil's petroleum group....you know, the one we loaned $2 Billion to drill off of their coast?  The one partially owned by ...George Soros?


Let the oil hit the beaches...shut down oil production in the United States.  All the equipment gets set up elsewhere. Oil production is gone for my lifetime.  Remember what Three Mile Island did to nuclear energy? 

What nuclear energy??


Precisely.
Former Klansman Leader Dies
...Democrats Mourn.


Robert Carlyle Byrd has assumed room temperature. In his storied carreer he ladeled pork projects into bills and proudly served in the Ku Klux Klan. 

Byrd was perhaps best known for the way he funneled dozens of projects and millions of federal dollars to his home state, West Virginia. He earned the sobriquet "the Prince of Pork" from some taxpayer groups -- they meant it as an insult, but Byrd wore it as a badge of honor.


Byrd's political career was also dogged by his early membership in the Ku Klux Klan, which he said he joined mostly because of its anti-communist position and the political connections he could make there. But in a 1945 letter to a segregationist U.S. senator, Byrd wrote that he would never fight in the armed forces alongside blacks, and said he never wanted to "see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels."
In 1964, Byrd filibustered against the landmark Civil Rights Act for more than 14 hours and voted against it. Forty years later, he said that was the one vote of his congressional career that he regretted most.

As late as 2001, Byrd used the phrase "white niggers" in a nationally televised interview. He later apologized and said, "The phrase dates back to my boyhood and has no place in today's society."
Byrd endorsed Barack Obama for president in 2008, but waited until after West Virginia's Democratic primary, which Obama lost badly.


Still Democrats mourn his loss. I am not a Democrat.........nuff said

Friday, June 25, 2010

It's Aloha Friday...... 
...no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...


Whaler's in da water....a little Friday night CR-914 racing, sand dabs on the deck,  maybe send some lead downrange. Y'all have a great weekend!


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....


"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!"

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Acidman.....

A wild eyed southern boy blogging from Georgia.  I first wrote about Rob Smith back here. 


It was a year ago today that I learned of the passing of Rob Smith aka “Acidman”. I began reading his blog “Gut Rumbles” three years prior. Rob was a great writer that was able to skewer his points home with a flare that was all his own. Some say he was gruff and crude. To me he was a diamond, in the rough. A “Tall Dog” indeed. I posted a few comments on his blog and we exchanged an e-mail or two........


A Blogfaddah of sorts.  So four years and 1900 plus posts later...here I am. Yeah, I still have his letters.  I wonder how his son Quentin is doing.  His daughter keeps the site active. Stop by and let yourself be offended....and look for the diamonds.


Now if you will excuse me I'm gonna listen to a little John Prine...."Souvenirs"




Memories, they can't be bought and
They can't be won in carnivals for free
It took me years, to get these souvenirs
And I don't know how they slipped away from me...

"Souvenirs," by John Prine & Steve Goodman

Miss ya Rob....  R.I.P.

"Crazed Sex Poodle?"


The Goreacle has sex?

Please tell me there is no sex tape.  Please tell me there is no sex tape.  Please tell me there is no sex tape.  Please tell me there is no sex tape.  Please tell me there is no sex tape.  Please tell me there is no sex tape.  Please tell me there is no sex tape.  Please tell me there is no sex tape.  Please tell me there is no sex tape.  Please tell me there is no sex tape.  Please tell me there is no sex tape.  Please tell me there is no sex tape.  Please tell me there is no sex tape.  Please tell me there is no sex tape.  Please tell me there is no sex tape.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The Way I See It...

Rumbear, Rumbear, Rumbear....how's come you have not opined on president Zero firing General MsChrystal?


The way I see it the General fired Zero.  The General lept from the fail train.  Got it?  Okay, move along.  (or I'll send Vice President Bite Me after you!)
 

Flies Are Attracted to Bullshit


I'm just saying......


(Post it like you stole it....I did)




Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Okay okay...it's Wednesday.  I blame Arlo in accounting. Why?  His names Arlo and I am the boss.

What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves? A cartridge in a bare tree.

A homeless person joining in a riot can basically be heard as a vague rant.

Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.

Oldie but Goodie Category:  Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "dam"

Sunday, June 20, 2010

I'm Shocked!  Shocked I Say.....

Not really.  Good article by Ken Timmerman on who is the PR firm behind the left wing assault on Israel.  San Francisco based Fenton Communications. Oh, did I mention their other big client....MoveOn.org. You know that craptastic left wing group funded by George Soros.  I am confident the Zero administration will get right on an investigation.

An American communications firm best known for shaping the liberal Moveon.org into a national movement has tackled a new project: orchestrating an international anti-Israel campaign aimed at breaking the blockade of the Gaza strip.

Fenton Communications, which has offices in Washington, D.C., New York, and San Francisco, signed two contracts last year with Qatar to develop “a communications action plan for an 18-month campaign” aimed at delegitimizing Israel and generating international support for the Hamas-run Gaza strip, documents filed with the Department of Justice show.

The campaign, known as the “Al Fakhoora Project,” has a very visible Web presence that boasts of rallying 10,000 activists “against the blockade on Gaza.”


Seems to be working.  The terrorist are back in Turkey celebrated as heroes and the Israeli's are on the defensive.  The lack of testicular fortitude in the current administration playing a key roll.

Reading on into the piece by Mr. Timmerman I found this detail about the "attack" by the Israeli's on the Mavi Marmara that somehow has missed the Main Stream Media......

Video footage taken by shipboard cameras and released by the Israel Defense Forces shows activists suiting up in bulletproof vests and assaulting Israeli commandos with metal bars and clubs as they tried to board the Mavi Marmara, the Turkish “aid” ship Burney describes in his YouTube interview.

Other footage, taken from Israeli helicopters, shows the “activists” assaulting an Israeli commando as he is rappelling down to the ship and tossing him off the deck of the ship.

The primary weapon the Israeli commandos used during the boarding operation was a Tippman 98 Custom — a paintball gun.

Testimony one of the commandos released later described how the “activists” shot this commanding officer in the leg and stabbed him in the stomach before tossing him off the deck. Other “activists” on the lower deck then dragged the officer inside, taking a knife to expand the wound in his stomach.

“They cut his ab muscles horizontally and by hand spilled his guts out,” the soldier said.

“When they finished, they raised him up and walked him on the deck outside. He was conscious the whole time. If you are asking yourself why they did all that here comes the reason. They wanted to show the soldiers their commanders’ body so they will be demoralized and scared,” the soldier said.

“Luckily, when they walked him on the deck, a soldier saw him and managed to shoot the activist that was walking him down the outside corridor. He shot him with a special non lethal bullet that didn’t kill him. My commander managed to jump from the deck to the water and swim to an army rescue boat (his guts still out of his body and now in salty sea water). That was how he was saved. The activists that did this to him are alive and now in Turkey and treated as heroes.”


These peace loving activists eviscerated the Israeli and were bringing him out to terrorize his compatriots.  That's what terroists do.

Al Fakhoora Project, Director Farooq Burney had this to say.....

“Unfortunately,” Burney went on, “we were attacked by the Israeli navy. People were killed. People were injured. It was very saddening to see that, to have somebody die in front of you . . . We talk about humanitarian work, we talk about activism. I don’t know how much more peaceful this could have been.”

Peaceful indeed.  Paintball gun versus knife wielding terrorist. We here at the Chronicles continue in our support of Israel.  Now, I am just guessing here, but I bet this is the last time that Israel brings a paintball gun on a boarding party.  At least I hope so.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Which South Park kid are you most like?Kyle
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Friday, June 18, 2010

It's Aloha Friday...... 
...no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...


PCPB Election is over.  A little Friday night CR-914 racing, sand dabs on the deck,  the two Eagle Scouts are off on a backpacking excursion. Y'all have a great weekend!


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....


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Thursday, June 17, 2010



Thank You!

The Gratitude Campaign. 
Home safe soldier.  Home safe.
 
Teed Off!
Ole Barry gets his "Grrrrrrr" face on.....

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Apparently.....   
...the Thrill is Gone.


After watching the video reviewing the speech by president Zero I get the sense the "tingle" in Chris Matthews leg is long gone.  Larry, Moe and Curly of the left attacking their own guy, Shemp. 

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Hmmmmm

I have been ruminating on this point for several days.  Waiting for one of the Wizards of Smart to elaborate.  (Rush is back today)

president Zero has done little to nothing on the oil spill.  This from a guy who creates straw argument of crisis' so as to slam through his pograms.  Banking, Healthscare, Auto industry all used to foist more regulation on the working man while fleecing him of $$$.  So now we have an oil spill.  What/Who is one of Zero's main supporters?  The Green Party Enviros. How do they gain from this?

Okay let me ask it this way.....Now if he had solved the problem by accepting outside help and limiting the impact of this "spill" whose purpose would that have served? Certainly not the Green Party Enviros.  Why not suspend the Jones Act, use those Scandahovian skimmers, use the boom material that sits up in Maine, allow the Governor of Louisiana to build his berms, meet with the head of BP?  Hmmmmmmmm????? Why?

Obviously, showing that the effects of a spill could be limited and damage kept to a minimum would only serve to encourage more drilling.  However, dithering about, playing some golf, having a few Bushwhackers on the beach waiting for the oil to hit would provide a basis for enacting further restrictive legislation and promoting Green alternative energy agenda.  Once the damage is obvious, the White House could move.

The problem here is that the oil has yet to hit the beach in any significant way. (remember back early on when the BP Chairman said this was "light" crude and the damage would be limited??) The PR from the spill has just not been enough to ramp up the olde "crisis" school of legislation reform for the Zero administartion.  So they dithered. 

Until now.....

Now 60 days in, the fall elections looming along with Ole Zero getting savaged in the press and he cannot wait for the signs of destruction any longer.  He has to act.  So yesterday, we hear that this is the environmental equivalent of 9-11? (Really?? 9-11?) Immediately after the pronouncement Zero headed off to a round of golf.  Remember how Bush 43 was vilified for finishing the reading of a children's book before leaving the stage after 9-11?  Zero plays golf....

It's a ruse folks.....scripted all along as an opportunity to enact Cap & Trade along with other environ restrictions.  We have already banned further drilling...everywhere.  Expect to hear more doom and panic tonight as president Zero mounts his teleprompter and boldly proposes his next power grab to lead us to......   

It is Zero's plan......has been all along.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Favorite Tree 

Awkward Family Photos.....
Monday's Pun(s) !!!

This old shoe is on its last leg.

His hair was light and his head was angular: he was fair and square.

When you get a transfusion in a Taiwanese hospital, you receive Taipei blood.