Friday, August 27, 2010

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No Town Hall For YOU!
Beat Whitey Night?


Yup.  At the Iowa State Fair. Seems some black youts stormed the fair and started chanting Beat Whitey Night while, er,  beating them some white folks.  They even beat up two cops!  Gubbermint officials are investigating to see if race was a factor.


Seriously?!







Wednesday, August 25, 2010




Oldie but a goodie....
JD Lost! 

JD Hayworth lost his primary bid to unseat the failed fighter pilot, ex Maverick, Keating Five Scandal Member, Military Veteran, & Newly Minted "Conservative", John McCain. 

McCain fertilized the voters with $21 million dollars of BS and other crap to somehow appear as a Republican. 


McCain wants to return to the Senate to wipe up something. 






Thanks Arizona.....you were doing so good.




Ben Quayle Wins!!  

PHOENIX - The son of former Vice President Dan Quayle has won the GOP nomination in Arizona's 3rd Congressional District.

Way. To. Go!!!


KISS.... a military tribute.

Yeah baby!!



Tuesday, August 24, 2010



Hockeyball.......

...the season is almost here.
 Changing Times.....

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your
shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels
and mortgaged the Promise Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the
wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement fund, etc... I called a Suicide
Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Monday, August 23, 2010


Overheard....

Obama: Tee-ing off nation, 1 Sunday at a time (Click)

"Who knew Muslims enjoyed playing golf so much." Rush Limbaugh

"But many of Mr. DeLay’s actions remain legal only because lawmakers have chosen not to criminalize them." (Click)  (Ed Note: Duh!)


The Hill reports that, according to Sen. John Kerry, “very active” efforts are underway to reach a negotiated settlement with the Taliban.  (Ed Note: What could possibly go wrong?  I mean it's John Frickin Kerry)
Monday's Pun(s) !!! 



I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

After my ear operation I feel sound.

If you are among the cream of dairy inspectors, nothing cheesy gets pasteurize
Don't Pee in My Pool 

We all heard it growing up.  The pools even have signs telling you not to do it.  It's a matter of hygiene yes, but it also involves good taste.  Civilized folks just don't do that. 

So you have a friend over from a far away land and you take him to the public pool and you find him taking a whiz.  Seems in his country it is a religious tradition and he wonders aloud why you are offended.  You try to explain that in this country that's just not how it's done.  He calls you un-enlightened, intolerant and suggests you are a hypocrite. His friends chime in and demand to know why you hate them for following tradition.  They are only looking to broaden your narrow minded views.  Even your Constitution supports them.  Clearly you are the problem.

So goes the Ground Zero Mosque debate. 

It just ain't right. That's it.  I don't care whose goat you worship, it ain't right.   
Aunt Zeituni.......

is a horses petuti


The daylight is beginning to shine on the basis for her claim of asylum...it ain't pretty.



You’ll recall that Obama’s Aunt Zeituni Onyango was granted asylum in the U.S.A. three months ago after a hearing before the Executive Office for Immigration Review. The Hearing Officer was Leonard Shapiro, up there in Boston.
Well, the Boston Globe has been giving us some details of Judge Shapiro’s reasoning, details winkled out of the Justice Department via a Freedom of Information Act request. Reading the Globe report, you can see why the government would much rather not have released these details. Judge Shapiro’s reasoning is, not to put too fine a point on it, a blazing disgrace to the American legal profession.
It is now perfectly plain that Aunt Zeituni received preferential treatment because of her connection to Obama. Her asylum claim is utterly without merit, and Judge Shapiro’s adjudication of it demonstrates beyond doubt that we live in a nation not of laws, but of men — and men’s aunts.

Go read the whole thing.  We not only give ole Zero a free job with multiple vacations, now his family is being supported by you and I.  Is this a great country or what?!

Friday, August 20, 2010

It's Aloha Friday...  
...no work till Monday!!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de 
doo ... 

.....a little Friday night CR-914 racing, sand dabs, playing with the Seadoo and doing a brake job on the Land Rover...  Y'all have a great one! 


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo .... 


"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!" 
This....
 

Gold bullion stolen from Florida treasure museum


Strikes me as sort of pulling on Superman's cape, spitting in to the wind or pulling the mask on the olde Lone Ranger.....


Mel was a pretty tough old cookie in his day.  I don't think the rest of the crew fell to far from the tree. I mean, if you rob the Louve, the French gendarmes will hunt you down.  If you rob a pirate .....


Nobody ever said criminals were smart. 
 

Hey Hey

Must be time for a vacation.




Wednesday, August 18, 2010




Don't Let Them Down......

Monday, August 16, 2010

Monday's Pun(s) !!!


John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. 

I'm drawn to art. 

To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.

Friday, August 13, 2010

It's Aloha Friday...  
...no work till Monday!!! 

Doo de doo, de doo, de 
doo ... 

.....a little Friday night CR-914 racing, sand dabs, playing with the Seadoo and a little float trip down the Colorado River near Yuma...  Y'all have a great one! 


Doo de doo, de doo, de doo .... 


"Get your island fix on the Internet with KPOA!" 
Two Years Ago...

August 12, 2008.  I stood on a beach, on an island and got the call I did not want to hear.  My dear sister was gone.  The cancer had prevailed.  She had been gallant in the battle, but the fight was over.  

Last month, I was on the same beach, on the same island....and I made my peace.  Carthartic, it was.  I miss you Ginny.  However, I know you are in a better place.  Give Mom and Dad a hug for me.  

All my love...