Changing Times.....

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your
shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels
and mortgaged the Promise Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the
wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement fund, etc... I called a Suicide
Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......