Monday's Pun(s) !!!

I'm inclined to be laid back.

A dentist and manicurist fought tooth and nail.

In equations with square numbers I can never find the root of the problem.

It's Aloha Friday...

...no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

Long week that needs to end. Next one will be better and all will be well. Y'all have a great one!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

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Season Ending Injury


Son Number Two (SNT) went down in a football game yesterday. It appears that his foot is/was broken. Heartbreaking on so many levels. He loves his football and played with class. Still my hero...rest easy and get well.

I wonder...

...if Jerry Brown will call her a whore? Here's Nancy Peelosi splaining why she will not debate the Republican challenger in her race to remain in the House.

Time is money=Whore?

I got nothing......




Charlie Crist.......Republican primary loser in Florida..... polling well behind the Republican candidate Marco Rubio and the Dem candidate, yet..... Crist garners the support of Governor Dumb Ass.

Arnold,...just fade away, please.

Your Tax Dollars at Work...

The U.S. Department of Agriculture is giving $2 million to food behavior scientists to use marketing tricks to encourage kids to pick fruits and veggies over cookies and french fries.

Yeah, I got it! Let's trick the little twerps. We'll fool them into thinking healthy food is good! Veggies win, French fries lose....USA! USA!USA!

Yeah....that will be TWO million dollars, please.

Jeebus help us.

Radio Flyer!

More HERE.

Monday's Pun(s) !!!

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.

I used to do rock climbing as a youth, but I was much boulder back then.

Whoa!

The pollution estimate in question was too high - by 340 percent, according to the California Air Resources Board, the state agency charged with researching and adopting air quality standards. The estimate was a key part in the creation of a regulation adopted by the Air Resources Board in 2007, a rule that forces businesses to cut diesel emissions by replacing or making costly upgrades to heavy-duty, diesel-fueled off-road vehicles used in construction and other industries.

The staff of the powerful and widely respected [How's that working for ya?] Air Resources Board said the overestimate is largely due to the board calculating emissions before the economy slumped, which halted the use of many of the 150,000 diesel-exhaust-spewing vehicles in California.

Off by 340 per cent! This is the data they relied upon to pass the job killing diesel regulations in this sorry excuse of a state. They tried to cover the error by blaming the error laden figures on the economy. No cigar.

Independent researchers, however, found huge overestimates in the air board's work on diesel emissions and attributed the flawed work to a faulty method of calculation - not the economic downturn.

The overestimate, which comes after another bad calculation by the air board on diesel-related deaths that made headlines in 2009, prompted the board to suspend the regulation this year while officials decided whether to weaken the rule.

My bet is no one will be fired. Just another nothing here, move along moment in gubbermint.

It's Aloha Friday...

...no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

Hockeyball season is here! My Red Wings begin the quest for Cup #12 tonight. Y'all have a great one!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

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Jerry Brown: Meg Whitman's a "Whore"

Jerry "MoonBeam' Brown is caught on a voicemail having a good chuckle when one of his leftenants suggest a strategy calling NutMeg a whore. Now being an old political whore himself, one could say that Moonbeam knows what of he is talking. Never the less, in more civilized circles, the slur is still frowned upon.

Can't wait to hear what Whoria Allred, National Organization of Wimmens and the other Feminzi groups has to say about this. Yup, waiting.......

Yup....

There is soooo much to like in this photo.

Boats, guns and chicks...bring yur own rum.

How Do You Create A Job?

Simple enough question. Let's watch as a Democrat educates you on job creation. Then watch as the Republican sets the record straight.

Me thinks Linda McMahon just won this race.

One Nation Rally...
less than 50,000.


...nuff said.

Bumper Snicker

To all you California pot heads, don't forget to vote on November 3rd!!

Monday's Pun's !!!

He made a slow start in the sport of weightlifting but he picked it up eventually.

The first fish to gather in schools was the grouper.

When I questioned the livestock delivery company as to whether or not they could quickly move some donkeys. They agreed to haul ass.

Maximum Awesomeosity!

The Paris Hilton Defense.

BRADENTON -- When sheriff's deputies allegedly discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they say he gave a quick explanation. Manatee County deputies say Raymond Stanley Roberts told them "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."



My prediction....FAIL.

Toys........

Ahhh the good olde days.

Starboard Attitude & Rumbear 1

It's Aloha Friday...

...no work till Monday!!!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ...

Rain with thunder & lightening. JV Football canceled, no softball and one lacrosse game....can yard work be far off? Ima hanging on to......All Summer Long. (click)

Y'all have a great one!

Doo de doo, de doo, de doo ....

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Ironical?

A man from Teeside dies after drinking vodka. Duh.

Amateurs.....

Indeed, sir.