Your Tax Dollars at Work...

The U.S. Department of Agriculture is giving $2 million to food behavior scientists to use marketing tricks to encourage kids to pick fruits and veggies over cookies and french fries.

Yeah, I got it! Let's trick the little twerps. We'll fool them into thinking healthy food is good! Veggies win, French fries lose....USA! USA!USA!

Yeah....that will be TWO million dollars, please.

Jeebus help us.