Conservative vs Liberal
Ruminating.......
If a
conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a
liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a
conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a
liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a
conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A
liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a
conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic is
conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their
liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a
conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A
liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a
conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a
conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)
If a
conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A
liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a
conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a
liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.
