Deflate Gate.....
Somebody let the air out of Tom Bradley's balls. The footballs used in the latest playoff game were under inflated. The NFL is working furiously to NOT get to the bottom this. Cheatin Bill Bellycheat held a pres conference and said "I don't know nuttin...ask Bradley". Tom Bradley hurriedly held a follow up press conference. He barely had time to wipe the tires marks off and said.... "It wasn't me !"
My take...Cheaters gonna cheat, Liars gonna lie, Scammers gonna scam. That is the legacy of the Patriots under Bill Bellycheat.
Me thinks somebody is looking for a fall guy. Surely the NFL can't suspend Brady or Bellycheat. I'm left wondering how the Patriots will cheat in the Super Bowel. After they win, will there be another investigation?
Meanwhile, over at the Onion...
NFL Investigating Whether Patriots Played Game With Properly Inflated Vince Wilfork
2 comments:
That should be simple. Let the other team control the footballs used by the opposing offense. When the ball changes hands, the head referee goes to the opposing bench and gets a ball off the rack and puts it on the field. Cheaters beget cheaters. Not sure I'd want to be the person who has to dispose of the footballs after the game though.
Seems like a reasonable solution to me!!
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