Tuesday, August 26, 2014

 I Got This Going For Me.... 

Ha ha suckers.....Mah ship came in! 
Now, if I just had $140.00. Maybe Buck can help me out....

UPS AIRMAIL SERVICES
Address: No. 2 Harbour Road,
Port Harcourt, West-Africa.
Tel: +234-8096965384
Open 7days-24hrs-365days.

Good Day :
You have been Approved with a Bank Draft of ( $800,000.00USD) by United Nation Compensation Dept,As a Winner of the 2014 on going United NATION Compensation award. The Winners for the award were selected through the internet, where your e-mail address was Selected, And Also your package was deposited to us the Ups Airmail Services by Mrs.Victoria Bethell from the United Nation Compensation Dept, she paid for the delivery charges, the only money you are to pay to Ups Airmail Services, is the Demurrage Charges, which is $140 before your package can be delivered to you.

Description of parcel to be delivered:
An original certificate of weight :-----0.15kg
Bonded draft of weight :------------0.17kg
Total weight of parcel :-------------0.32kg
Colour of Parcel :------------------Dark Brown
Registration No:-------------------City-902 -7640
Length of days :-------------------24hours
Order Number:----------------------------------------Ord-009
Delivery Type:-----------------------------------------Premium Service
Delivery Status:---------------------------------------Virtual Warehouse Pending
Please provide Us , With the following details for the verification of your package with us.
1. Name:
2. Address:
3. Country:
4. Phone Number:
5. Occupation:
6. Sex:
7. Age:

Await your respond.

Regards
Mr. Edric Williams (Dispatch Manager).
Tel: +234-9036-102-555.

1 comment:

Buck said...

Heh. Don't be holdin' yer breath for too long, now.