Top Ten

I wanna be one of the cool kids with a Top Ten list.  Here is mine. I forget where I stole it from. But I did it out of love, so, it's mine. (Thank you Jeb Bush)

Top Ten Favorite Words

1. ginormous (adj): bigger than gigantic and bigger than enormous

2. confuzzled (adj): confused and puzzled at the same time

3. woot (interj): an exclamation of joy or excitement

4. procrastilaxin (v): chill out/relax, hang out with friends while avoiding the looming deadline

5. slush turtle (n): the snow that collects on your mud flap

6. whinese (n) a language spoken by children or spouses on long road trips

7. phonecrastinate (v): to put off answering the phone until caller ID displays the incoming name and number

8. detroitus (n): car parts found alongside the highway

9. snirt (n): snow that is dirty, often seen by the side of roads and parking lots that have been plowed

10. lingweenie (n): a person incapable of producing neologisms