Failure 

The failure that is John McCain, (Rino, AZ), crawled out from under the rock he has been hiding under for the last 21 hours and slithered onto the floor of the Senate to shout at a cloud passing by.

Ignoring public opinions polls that show the vast majority of Americans do not want Obamacare, the addle brained Senator muttered...“The people spoke,” McCain said. “They spoke much to my dismay, but they spoke.” He quickly reassured listeners that accepting the results of the election does not mean they have to give up on attempts to “replace and repair” Obamacare."

He then scurried off the floor to attend an appointment with a hearing Doctor to have his implant repaired.

(okay, I made that last part up.....maybe.)