SDG&E: Reduce Your Use Alert.  

It's been a little warm here in Sandy Eggo for a few days.  I keep getting emails from the local purveyor of all electricity.  Yannow, the guys that have a MONOPOLY on where I can get my volts, watts, gigawhozits and amps to power Rumbear Manor.  Seems the Wizards of Smart at San Diego Gas & Electric have determined that they are running a bit short of their supply.  Now, in a normal Capitalist society an increase in demand would warrant the brain trust to consider increasing their ability to supply. Get it?  Interestingly enough, it's called Supply & Demand.

Silly me...such is not the case in Kallyfornia.  Instead the power company issues a SDG&E: Reduce Your Use Alert. 
 I take this as a "We are to stupid, lazy, ignorant or just don't care to bring you more electricity today.  Wish us luck for tommorow...Alert" 

Here's a novel idea......maybe SDG&E needs an "Increase Your Output Alert". Another thought might be...privatization.