Monday's Pun(s) !!!!!

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

His parents thought he was a budding genius, but he turned out to be a blooming idiot.

BONUS PUN!!

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. "But why," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."