Somebunny once told me that puns are evil. I hare
what they're saying, but I don't agree. Eggspecially because they can
be quite clever and make people hoppy.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.
Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
Because he had a eggache! (headache)
How do you catch a unique bunny?
UNIQUE UP ON IT!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
Tired.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing at you.
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail!
What did the bunny want to do when he turned 18?
Join the Hare Force.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!
Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Hareobics.
What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter
parade?
Hot, cross bunnies
What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with
melted candy?
He probably had a bad hare day.
How does a rabbit make gold soup?
He begins with 24 carrots.
Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
The outside.
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!
A receding hareline.
Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
Because he had a eggache! (headache)
How do you catch a unique bunny?
UNIQUE UP ON IT!
Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.
What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
Tired.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing at you.
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail!
What did the bunny want to do when he turned 18?
Join the Hare Force.
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!
Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Hareobics.
What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter
parade?
Hot, cross bunnies
What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with
melted candy?
He probably had a bad hare day.
How does a rabbit make gold soup?
He begins with 24 carrots.
Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
The outside.
Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!
