TOTUS Held Hostage,
Day Two.....
TOTUS has been reported "stolen". Stolen indeed, prolly just a cover story to keep the lid on the developing hostage crisis. The Chronicles has put a crack team of "ace" editors at large on this. No bar will be left un-searched.
First stop in our search for clues is Totus Blog, of course.
These guys talk a good game. Just last night, after Big Guy announced that he was re-submitting his rejected jobs bill, piece by piece, so that Republicans could understand it, one of my captors said, "Maybe we should send Him back his teleprompter piece by piece."
As for the White House...the Leader of the free world remains speechless.