Wiener News!!

Wiener Withdraws, Wiener Pulls Out, Wiener Unable to Finish ....yes indeed, more fun than a barrel full of monkeys (Ed Note: Huh?) Tony Wiener announced at a press conference yesterday that he was no longer able to get up and represent New York as a Congressman. It's been an up and down week for the toney Wiener. First Nancy Peelosi encouraged him to stick it out, then abruptly, she withdrew her support. Of course, flip flopping is nothing new to ole Nancy.

Next photos from days gone by of Wiener oil up and dressed in drag along with vivid prints of Little Tony in the buff appeared. No worries, all in good fun, the Big Wiener proclaimed. Then Mrs. Wiener came home from a long overseas trip with Hillary the Magnificent. I bet they shared some stories! The week reached it's, uh em, crescendo, when Wiener appeared to announce the errors of his ways. He thanked his parents for instilling in him the values that got him there.

Stay classy Tony...stay classy.