Four! er, FORE!

The free world waits as the four asshats of the apocalypse take to the front nine. At least Nero played the fiddle while Rome burned.

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Barack Obama drove the cart and House Speaker John Boehner celebrated a short putt during their much anticipated golf outing Saturday at a military base outside the nation's capital.

Vice President Joe Biden earned the commander in chief's approval when he sank a 15-to-20 foot putt on the first hole, a par five, at Joint Base Andrews.

"Did you all catch that?" Obama shouted to reporters gathered near the green.

Oh the drama!

On a lighter note...no Wiener news today! (The forgoing notwithstanding.....)