More Rules

Excerpted from 1001 Rules for My Unborn Son.
Well, mine are born and these rules are still applicable.

5. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room. (You will be surprised how often it works)

9. Stand up for the little guy

15. Don’t flatten burgers on the grill. It squeezes out all the juices.

16. You are what you do, not what you say.

21. In Monopoly, buy the orange properties. (They get the most traffic)

38. A good drink never needs more than one ingredient. Usually ice.

51. You won’t always be the strongest or fastest. You can be the toughest.

77. Never side against your brother in a fight.

87. Spend time on the water. Be a Waterman.

167. Always stop at a lemonade stand. Tip well