Rum

Know your rum, me mum would say when I was a wee bear. Well, here's an interesting brand sure to appeal to the hardened aficionado's out there. Ron de Jeremy Rum.

I'm thinking the Midwest Editor in Hiding, Balls, will be on the order list for this one.

Note To Self: Better have Arlo in accounting watching the "expense" reports. It's not that we here at the Chronicles do not trust our contributing editors. We are just equally suspicious of everyone. Cheers!