GlowBall Warming Redux

Big suare' going on down in Cancun, Mexico. All the hoi poloi of teh GlowBall Warmingist persuasion have gathered to worship Gaia. Intrepid reporters being, well, intrepid headed south to join the fun.

Circulated petitions they did. Save this, ban that. Here one that was circulated to rid the world of the evils of "DiHydrogen Monoxide."

It was euphemistically entitled “Petition to Ban the Use of Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)” (translation water). It was designed to show that if official U.N. delegates could be duped by college students into banning water, that they could essentially fall for anything, including pseudo-scientific studies which claim to show that global warming is man-caused.

Despite the apparently not-so-obvious reference to H2O, almost every delegate that collegian students approached signed their petition to ban that all too dangerous substance, which contributes to the greenhouse effect, is the major substance in acid rain, and is fatal if inhaled.

Water. Ban water. Bawhahahahahahahaha.............................