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The young man quit dating the telephone operator because he felt disconnected. Besides, she had too many hangups.
When the prisoner was told by his lawyer that he had gotten a stay of execution, he smiled and said, 'Well, no noose is good noose.'
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
BONUS PUN!!
A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets and urinals, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted as saying,"We have absolutely nothing to go on."
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