Monday's Easter Puns !!!!

Somebunny once told me that puns are evil. I hare what they're saying, but I don't agree. Eggspecially because they can be quite clever and make people hoppy.

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline.

Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
Because he had a eggache! (headache)

How do you catch a unique bunny?
UNIQUE UP ON IT!

Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
Tired.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing at you.

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail!

What did the bunny want to do when he turned 18?
Join the Hare Force.

How do you make a rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours!

Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Hareobics.

What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter
parade?
Hot, cross bunnies

What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with
melted candy?
He probably had a bad hare day.

How does a rabbit make gold soup?
He begins with 24 carrots.

Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
The outside.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
With a hare dryer!