Monday, November 02, 2009


Monday's Pun(s) !!!

When I questioned the livestock delivery company as to whether or not they could quickly move some donkeys. They agreed to haul ass.


I've never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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