Monday's Pun(s) !!!!

It's official, a new low has been reached.

The fellow died before he was able to write his estranged daughter out of the will. It was a case of death before disown her.

I saw this French movie on TV last night; I think it was about a few people who were less miserable than everybody else.

A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.