Send In the Clowns ...

That every four year train wreck of an event called the Democratic Convention gets underway today. The usual crowd of thieves, whores, and reprobates is gathering in Denver for a week of genuflecting to the anointed one Obamarama Ding Dong and his new side kick Joe O'Biden.

Secret prisons to hide the arrested protesters, a ban on the enforcement of smoking weed in public man, tips to the delegates on how to dring adult beverages at altitude ...... Denver's got it all!

The Pepsi Center is all decked out and there is list of "dignitaries" scheduled to talk down to the attendees that reads like the Monday morning booking sheet from the DC jail. Michele OBama, Jimmy Carter, Nancy Peelosi, John "I Served in Viet Nam" Kerry and Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy.....Oh Boy!

Kennedy, that tumor on the politics of America for oh so many years, is suffering from, oddly enough a malignant tumor, brain cancer. Yet, he will prop himself up and address his fellow liberals in an attempt to provide "unity" to the party. So brave of the old reprobate. As always, Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.