Monday's Pun(s) !!!!

I know road rage is an awful thing but when someone bumped my car I just couldn't help it. I got out my camera and snapped at the offender.

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.

Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso themselves.

The king never let any of his personal musicians go swimming immediately after eating for fear that they would get minstrel cramps.