Monday's Pun(s) !!!

Okay, I know it is Tuesday Grommet. However, like the Butcher that backed into the meat grinder...I have gotten a little behind in my work!

HERE YA GO......

John Deere had a lot of detractors when he announced his invention.

The golfer guessed that his ball landed 20 feet off the fairway. Of course, that was just a rough estimate.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.