Yowsa!

Boy, I takes a week off and what the hey?!!! HRH Hillary finishes third in the Hawkeye Cockeyes and is spiraling downaward. John Edwards, aka "Silky Pony" grabs a second and is nowhere to be found and Barack Hussein Obamalamadingdong is, to quote Chris Hitchens, "...the current beneficiary of a tsunami of drool."

Yup, crazy stuff. HRH Hillary is pushing for change and she is getting it. Woman voters are abandoning her for ....Obamalamadingdong. Another lesson in be careful what ye asked for. Maybe that's why she is crying?!

Meanwhile....

On the Republican side we have a Huckaboom going on! I heart Huckabees! Lord, give me a break....he won in Iowa people....IOWA! Dukakis won there, Kerry won there..Howard Dean, YEEEARGHH!....ring a bell...get my drift? Next we're on to New Hampshire. McCain, everbody's favorite maverick (i.e. NUT) is surging! Oh my, why?

Maybe my neighbor is right...the country is a mound and all the nuts roll to the coasts. But, I digress, New Hampshire, the one state that can look at California and say our nuts are better than your nuts! Thus, we await the latest news from....are you ready...Dixville Notch, NH, population 75 peoples, to tell us our fate in the Presidential Election. Is this a great country or what?!! 75 people who have dedicated their lives to living on the edge of the middle of nowhere and we wait for their opinion. Lord love a duck.

The late night shows are having a field day, at least they would be. See these 4 writers went on strike and being good liberals the entire staff refused to cross their picket lines. Thus, no show for Jay and Conan and Dave. Until several paychecks had been missed by the non strikers and then the "fairness" of so few causing harm to so many began to be debated. You guessed it...Jay's back, Dave's back and the rest are following suit. So much for solidarity on the socialist front. Yet, you and I will get our humor.

Thus, I will leave you with this from the campaign trail.....one of the best lines of the day.....Mickey Kaus over at Slate "But why would Edwards drop out? What else does he have to do?"

Back to you Jay....or Dave...or............

UPDATE: Just in ..... Obama and McCain cleanup in Dixville! Yup, 7 out of 10 registered Dems voted for Obamalamdingdong and McCain took 4 out of 7 Republicans votes! YEEEARGHHH!!!