New Year's Pun(s) !!!!!!

A good pun is its own reword

I don't think I was concentrating properly when midnight struck on January 1st. It just went in one era and out the other.

If you write bad things about me I am libel to sue you.

Joe refused to eat sushi because it looks fishy.

I stole someone else's idea for a stage drama. Am I a playgiarist?

And finally…

Subdued: A surfer guy on a submarine...