Christmas Pun(s) !!!!!

The pun machine is fired up so while we're at it....

What do reindeer say before they tell a joke? This will sleigh you.

Ah! Christmas! The one day of the year we can all say our children are truly gifted!

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.

James Fenimore Cooper wrote about the life of Santa Claus. It is titled The Deer Sleigher.

How come you never hear anything about the tenth reindeer, Olive? Yeah, you know... Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...

HAPPY HOLLYDAZE!!!