Monday's Pun(s) !!!!!

The former Dallas running back told me the most amazing story. It was Emmit's myth.

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause.

And our tribute to famed mime Marcel Marceau who recently passed….

He finally came to the end of his invisible rope

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

His last words were, "__________________________"

Will he be buried in an invisible box?

At noon tomorrow he'll be honored all across France with a moment of noise.