One Sheet To The Wind Concert Tour

Flushing, NY, April 24 -- Singer/Songwriter Sheryl Crow today announced plans for a new tour of the US, to be called the "One Sheet to the Wind Educational Tour."

The Butthole Surfers will join the tour and open for Ms. Crow, according to tour organizers.

Part of the tour's proceeds will be donated to causes related to global warming, said tour manager Mr. Whipple."In addition to raising funds for global warming awareness, we hope to educate people about many things -- including the proper use of toilet paper," said Whipple, who also vehemently requested that people not squeeze the merchandise.

Topics to be covered as part of the tour will include, "crossing your legs, gritting your teeth, and concentrating really hard until it goes away," said Whipple.

The tour will be sponsored by Kaopectate, Depends, and the National Cork Council.Tour dates and cities have yet to be announced.

CONTACT: Elmer Whipple

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