Monday's Pun(s) !

An old lady once asked the dispatcher of a local trucking company if they could ship an antique mirror to her sister in Toronto. The dispatcher says, 'I don't know madam, I'd have to look into it first'.

The designer wondered why his pirate room wasn't perfect, and the judge told him he went a little overboard.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.