Superbowel Causes GlowBall Warming

Many of us here at the Chronicles agree that business jets cause GlowBall Warming. (i.e consensus) The superbowel attracts business jets like moths to light. (i.e. fact) The illustration above is a map of biz jets leaving Miami on the day after the Superbowell (i.e. documentation) ergo ........ The Superbowel Causes GlowBall Warming.

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