NASA

File under: "Houston, we have a problem."

Whoa momma! I thought glitches in fractional devices and under-performing canootin valves was the balliwick of the intrepid scientists who "man" our space program. Then I read this:

"Lisa Marie Nowak, an astronaut that police say attacked a rival for another astronaut's affection at Orlando International Airport on Monday, is being charged with attempted first-degree murder today."

So much of that ole Elton John song Rocketman and ...."burning out his fuse up here alone". Maybe Ralph Kramden was right?

"Too the Moon Alice!"