Ruminations

Number 5- Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 4-. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 3- Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2- In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1- We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Homeland Security.