Pun Fest 2007

Let's welcome 2007 with some heartfelt groans!!!

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Isn't the Grand Canyon just gorges?

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.

When the human cannonball retired they couldn't find a replacement of the right caliber.

It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

The cannibal's cookbook titled 'How to Better Serve Your Fellow Man' was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.

When cannibals ate a missionary they got a taste of religion.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.